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There’s nothing better than that moment when 你 have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely 更多 intelligent than 你 really are. I have picked out some of her 收藏夹 to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black market made their alcohol was to use ‘denatured’, industrial alcohol as the base– the kind used in paints and solvents and then had their own chemists “renature” the alcohol to make it drinkable again.

Alcohol in paints and cleaning products (a.k.a denatured alcohol), contains various ingredients that smell 或者 taste putrid and usually induce vomiting. This is done so that companies selling these industrial products get to avoid the high taxes that come with manufacturing and selling normal, consumable alcoholic beverages.

When bootleggers found a way to undo this process, an estimated 60 million gallons of industrial alcohol was stolen annually in the 1920s to be later turned into drinkable alcohol for sale. This worked pretty well until the government, headed 由 President Coolidge, came up with their own plan.

Without making it public, they decided to make some of the denaturing ingredients in industrial products lethal, instead of just being something 你 wouldn’t want to drink. They added things like methyl alcohol, kerosene, gasoline, carbolic acid, acetone, and many others that were difficult for the bootlegger’s chemists to extract when attempting to renature the alcohol.

Knowing full well that people would be drinking this poisoned alcohol, the government hoped the deaths that resulted from this would scare other people away from drinking.

After the first 100 或者 so people died, the media got wind of the story and health officials were outraged. Strangely, it had little to no effect on people’s consumption of alcohol at the time. It’s estimated that it resulted in the deaths of over 10,000 people with a much larger number severely sickened and many blinded 由 the poisoning.

Some felt that the people who were drinking the illegal alcohol got what they deserved, particularly because they knew the risks and broke the law anyways; but many felt it was an extermination of a part of society the U.S government didn’t want to have around anymore.

When it was obvious that it still wasn’t scaring everyone away from drinking although thousands were dying 或者 severely poisoned each year, they kept the program going throughout the Prohibition anyway, though it was fiercely debated in Congress.


2. Prince Charles and Prince William will never travel on the same airplane.

In case of the plane crashing, the two heirs 下一个 in line to the throne, never fly on the same aircraft as a precaution.


3. 蚊子 Repellants Don’t actually Repel anything.

They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.


4. Actor Woody Harrelson’s Dad was a real Assassin

Okay so this might not make 你 sound smarter but it’s a pretty cool 随意 fact…

Charles Harrelson, father of Woody (White Men Can’t Jump, The Money Train, Indecent Proposal, Cheers) is most noted for having been convicted of assassinating U.S. District Judge John H. Wood, Jr. outside of a parking lot in San Antonio, Texas, as well as being convicted of killing a grain dealer, Sam Degalia, Jr., for money. He eventually received two life sentences for the former.

Woody Harrelson himself had almost no contact with his father between 1968 and 1981, but after his father was arrested, he frequently visited him in prison, even going so far as to try to get him a new trial, but failing. In the end, Charles Harrelson died of natural causes in his maximum security cell on March 15, 2007.


5. Ricky Martin, left. Justin Bieber, right. 你 know how this ends.
purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 你 and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just 写作 about 随意 things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a 列表 of my absolute 最喜爱的 words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but 更多 epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but 你 don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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                   Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie   was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.           
  We stumbled into the darkness 
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be. 
   I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously. 
                      ***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it. 
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
posted by Jekyde
The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what 你 saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Today is the perfect 日 to make a 列表 of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy 你 like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts 你 或者 tells 你 you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do 你 think 你 can actually do for a whole year?
posted by carsfan
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special 日期 in any way shape 或者 form.

So now 你 know… if 你 fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing 更多 than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
posted by numnumyellow67
Chapter 1
The District

I quietly and quickly pick the katniss plant's roots. Have to hurry home, 或者 at least the ruined building I call my home. Living a destroyed old district, 你 kind of get used to the idea of having to hurry back to ruined buildings, before the rats and bugs decide to settle into your so called home.I start on my way back, when I see a plump rabbit, just watching me desperately pick the roots, while coated in mud. This annoys me, and with one 迅速, 斯威夫特 movement, I 刀 the fat fool from afar. A direct hit. Perfect. I've been working on my 刀 throwing skills, and got a lucky...
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posted by kowalskipperico
    Pronunciation 
Éõrìã Màlîñìà (E-you-or-ee-a Mill-in-a) 
Mæræ Šîlętryę (Meer-ee Silly-tree-a)
Gõela Šçêlvælįçæ (Goo-Ella Skel-cleav-ee)
Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæń  (E-roll-a Yem- erany-ann)
Kätlÿã Klįñçé (Kate-leea Klince
Ærśhlèÿ Wèlśœń(Arsh-lee Well-so-en)
Æñæ Dœmêñ (An-ae Doe-men)
Cârâbęl (Cara-bell)
Mîdêllę
Ëlâšmâlgân Tœwn Pærk (Elis-mally-gan toe-ean pay-erk)
 Šêlvêš (Sell-ves)
Kàrlèèã (Care-lee-a)
                   One
                 ÈÕRÌÀ
Èòrìã Màlîñàì skipped down the cobblestone 街, 街道 humming...
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