你 can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But 你 wouldn't tell no one
Your 最喜爱的 if 你 could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes 你 would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
你 call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

你 can't start a 火, 消防 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
你 can't hide when infection starts
Because 爱情 is a social disease
爱情 is a social disease, uh-huh

Where 你 look 你 can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So 你 play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught

So you'll say, 嘿 that 你 had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, 你 won't talk, no

So 你 telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
你 know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey

你 can't start a 火, 消防 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
你 can't hide when infection starts
Because 爱情 is a social disease
爱情 is a social disease
爱情 is a social disease
Let the boys 显示 你 baby

She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now 你 know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see

你 can't start a 火, 消防 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
你 can't hide when infection starts
Because 爱情 is a social disease
爱情 is a social disease, uh-huh

你 can't start a 火, 消防 without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
你 can't hide when infection starts
Because 爱情 is a social disease
爱情 is a social disease baby
爱情 is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure