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The 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Worst Things 你 Can Say To The Person You're Sleeping With

posted by flabaloobalah

10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours 或者 mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do 你 put that back?"

I had a lot of fun 写作 these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

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deathding likes this

Face_of_Music O_o....... Do these apply to a Teddy Bear, too?

flabaloobalah im...not sure that crossed my mind...ever. wait...oh like ted?

ervinasaade hahaha! i like number 3!

Funfums o______________o

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added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: Ricky Bobby

Possibly the Weirdest 《冰雪奇缘》 Story Ever

posted by Windrises

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Michael 说 "I think I got rid of all of the bad stuff on my phone. Here."

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Michael 说 "Oh crap."

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