1. Throw 爆米花 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 你 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 爆米花 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 爆米花 yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit 下一个 to 你 because 你 invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs 下一个 to 你 as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind 你 and see if 你 can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that 你 can’t change the channel.
16. Sit front row, the 分钟 the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Bring a fake 《绿箭侠》 and durring the battle scenes yell out "I've been hit!"
18. Bring a 海滩 ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, “No profanity!”
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, “I’ll have two tickets for the Goonies.”
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can’t get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start 阅读 the book with the light on. When someone asks 你 to turn out the light, yell, “Shh, I’m trying to read!”
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Look into your 爆米花 box and yell "What is that?!"
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!”
34. Ask what the theater’s return policy on 爆米花 is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, “Do 你 work here?”
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 秒 after it is 说 on the screen.
38. Get up frequently and leave the room while 唱歌 “Let’s all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat”
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, “Hit the floor!”, jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those “cat in the hat” 最佳, 返回页首 hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like 你 are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Have someone ring 你 during a quiet part and have a conversation
43.Run up to the screen and try to 吻乐队(Kiss) the actor 你 fancy
44. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right 下一个 to someone sitting 由 themself.
45. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
46. During a 爱情 scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting “Hooters!”
47. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
48. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
49. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
50. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting “Get your popcorn, peanuts!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 你 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 爆米花 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 爆米花 yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit 下一个 to 你 because 你 invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs 下一个 to 你 as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind 你 and see if 你 can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that 你 can’t change the channel.
16. Sit front row, the 分钟 the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Bring a fake 《绿箭侠》 and durring the battle scenes yell out "I've been hit!"
18. Bring a 海滩 ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, “No profanity!”
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, “I’ll have two tickets for the Goonies.”
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can’t get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start 阅读 the book with the light on. When someone asks 你 to turn out the light, yell, “Shh, I’m trying to read!”
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Look into your 爆米花 box and yell "What is that?!"
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!”
34. Ask what the theater’s return policy on 爆米花 is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, “Do 你 work here?”
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 秒 after it is 说 on the screen.
38. Get up frequently and leave the room while 唱歌 “Let’s all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat”
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, “Hit the floor!”, jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those “cat in the hat” 最佳, 返回页首 hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like 你 are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Have someone ring 你 during a quiet part and have a conversation
43.Run up to the screen and try to 吻乐队(Kiss) the actor 你 fancy
44. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right 下一个 to someone sitting 由 themself.
45. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
46. During a 爱情 scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting “Hooters!”
47. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
48. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
49. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
50. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting “Get your popcorn, peanuts!”
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What 你 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 你 call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope 你 like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 更多 wise words.
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if 你 爱情 日本动漫 and Twilight,
then 你 are going to 爱情 this!
-They are making an 日本动漫 series of the saga!
更多 and 更多 the rumor of an 日本动漫 Twilight 显示 is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight 日本动漫 until 2013!
Sent in 由 (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 你 could try
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's