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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask 你 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 衬衫 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always 评论 on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait 你 run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing 你 did and said!

10.Anyways,if 你 like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't 你 do that to my hot dog?" 你 simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like 吻乐队(Kiss) them 吻乐队(Kiss) them 吻乐队(Kiss) THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted 音乐 and sometimes 爱情 songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You 展示 your stomach not boob showing,leg 展示 no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm 展示 no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, 或者 shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent 表演 but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K 你 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK 或者 婊子, 子 AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
posted by iluvsmj
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"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do 你 want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take 你 out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call 你 sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give 你 a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why 你 are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are 你 going through now?

"I 爱情 you, too." = Okay, I 说 it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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posted by shelb18
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee 由 soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your 老友记 face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say 你 have a ghost clock until 你 get tired 或者 pass out.
10. make 随意 评论 to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of 随意 fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say 你 want breakfast.
19. eat 浓情巧克力 cake until 你 go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by ilovetech29
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1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 树 and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by greenstergirl
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I if 你 want this to be funny, 你 might want to read 或者 watch the harry potter 电影院 and books. If 你 already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told 你 你 had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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posted by taytrain97
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User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are 你 really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can 你 speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of 你 now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: 你 are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought 你 were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by karpach_13
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. 你 have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets 你 a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If 你 want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if 你 are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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posted by jedigal1990
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hello my fellow awsome 随意 fanpopers,
i'm writting this 文章 to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed 由 picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the 评论 have got me worried i was 阅读 through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule 由 mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a 松饼 at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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你 want = 你 want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious 由 now.

Do what 你 want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want 你 to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, 你 moron!

You're ... so manly = 你 need a shave and 你 sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all 你 ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This 厨房 is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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posted by hetalianstella
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This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume 你 are Chinese just because you're Asian, 或者 automatically assume 你 are Mexican just because 你 are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best 老友记 are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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