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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask 你 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 衬衫 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always 评论 on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait 你 run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing 你 did and said!

10.Anyways,if 你 like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't 你 do that to my hot dog?" 你 simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like 吻乐队(Kiss) them 吻乐队(Kiss) them 吻乐队(Kiss) THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted 音乐 and sometimes 爱情 songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You 展示 your stomach not boob showing,leg 展示 no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm 展示 no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, 或者 shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent 表演 but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K 你 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK 或者 婊子, 子 AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
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posted by Bluekait
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1. Do 你 sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know 你 like guys yet?
3. Are 你 a girly girl?
4. Small 或者 large purses?
5. Are 你 short?
6. Do 你 like somebody?
7. Do 你 care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do 你 like Halloween?
9. Are 你 double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place 你 have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do 你 call anybody 由 their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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posted by Bluekait
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There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach 你 exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to 移动 house.

If your friend gets bitten 由 a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better 安全 than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
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._. 或者 (._.) indecisive
:-) 或者 =] 或者 :) 或者 =) 或者 :] 或者 :^) 或者 :D 或者 :^D Smile 或者 happy
:-L 或者 =L 或者 o¬o Drool 或者 Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( 或者 =( 或者 D: 或者 D= Frown 或者 Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP 或者 XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD 或者 XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S 或者 :s 或者 =S 或者 =s confused
:Þ 或者 :þ 或者 =b 或者 =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ 或者 : 或者 =/ 或者 = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, 或者 a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by IloveMyLord
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In jealousy there is 更多 of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most 苦 of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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What Color Of Socks Are 你 Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
粉, 粉色 = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are 你 Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
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Yup. 标题 says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The 迷失 Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My 心 and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell 你 I 爱情 You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 日本 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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posted by Juilet1234
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Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect 你 from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life 你 wore heavy mittens. If 你 dial a phone, try to use a remote control, 或者 try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much 更多 difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much 更多 difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything 你 see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a 随意 song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are 更多 people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even 说 shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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posted by evangelinetom
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101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that 你 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 床, 床上 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 你 know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 由 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 你 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by iluvsmj
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"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do 你 want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take 你 out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call 你 sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give 你 a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why 你 are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are 你 going through now?

"I 爱情 you, too." = Okay, I 说 it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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posted by shelb18
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee 由 soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your 老友记 face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say 你 have a ghost clock until 你 get tired 或者 pass out.
10. make 随意 评论 to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of 随意 fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say 你 want breakfast.
19. eat 浓情巧克力 cake until 你 go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!