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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers 你 know.
12.Strangers 你 don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to 删除 above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, 牛奶 does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If 你 already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt 动物 at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if 你 are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers 你 his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.Immolated cockroaches.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your 幻想 world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box 说 I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 或者 an uberhacker 或者 anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the 玩偶 have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give 你 a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a 随意 direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every 问题 with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start 由 drowning them in 火, 消防 ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written 由 Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some 更多 cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the PS游戏机 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...
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Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my 最喜爱的 电影院 ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small 街, 街道 gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...
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added by BB2010
I 爱情 Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned 或者 disguested.. These are some of such examples..



#11: THE KILLER 龙虾 BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the 评论 being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..


#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..



#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...
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 Razalia, Elijah Jones, 《我的世界》 City First Look
Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the 《我的世界》 Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which 由 are means, his 首页 cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of 《我的世界》 no-one has ever seen

To see 更多 of his cities, follow him on Reddit 或者 《我的世界》 Community Via Facebook.

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浓情巧克力 rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate rain
The school 图书 say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make 你 wonder where it went

Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate rain
Made me 交叉, 十字架 the 街, 街道 the other day
Chocolate rain
Made 你 turn your head the...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court 由 the Reality Police and put on trial simply because 你 说 your reality sucked..


#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog 由 a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget 你 ever existed..


#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, 或者 that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful 文章 I plan on making. 或者 yet another 月 long project that may 或者 may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...
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 Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster
Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster
Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will be viewed at "SIFF" Seattle event on "August 28, 2020" through an online scope for it's Pacific Northwest reveal. Also 你 can view the films behind the scene slots a week before premiere of the film. Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will become available to watch in the Pacific Northwest of Oregon and Washington starting 9:00PM August 28, 2020. A family 展示 will be available on August 7, 2020. The film will be released to the world on September 4, 2020. Its global release.
 Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster
Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster
posted by Ranty-cat
Chapter-1
Year 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives 或者 crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.


How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, 更多 condensed reviews but 你 get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, 或者 didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out 由 saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Warning: This 文章 is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are 你 talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are 你 talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so 你 must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want 你 to tell all your 老友记 about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...
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Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, 或者 have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I 爱情 the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine 由 me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...
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Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green 日 as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed 由 the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...
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I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that 你 wouldn’t know was out unless I told 你 (And no, 你 didn’t watch. If 你 tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s 天使 on the Gamecube. Published 由 the kings of 随意 publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s 天使 is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...
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美国职业摔跤 was one of my 最喜爱的 things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, 你 gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...
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So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed 由 a movie nowadays. 图书 have the ability to let 你 think about the horror and let 你 imagine it yourself, and video games let 你 experience it from a first hand perspective, but 电影院 are not the best with making 你 feel scared. Even the good horror 电影院 don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...
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Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger 由 at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...
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posted by Canada24
This is a movie I had no interest in seeing. I was worried having an entire film about Joker will kinda ruin the character.. But the fact the film is rated R does imply I'm probably wrong.

But after I saw Chris Stuckmann's spoiler review. There is a interesting thing he spoke about, that I want throw in my own 2 cents about.

Before this film was even released. There were 2 things that people were worried about. Sympathizing with Joker. And the violence on screen.

Firstly, Chris says this isn't even the most violent film he's seen. He actually states Deadpool is 更多 violent than this movie. But...
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