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1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
首页

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like 你 back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes 你 happy?
比萨, 比萨饼

9.Who was the last person 你 cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If 你 could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this 测试

11. If 你 MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all 日 and do nothing but sleep, and eat

12. Ever had a near death experience?
yes my house cought on 火, 消防 and i was inside

13. Something 你 do a lot?
sing

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
The All-American Rejects - 移动 Along

15. Who did 你 copy and paste this from?
no1 but the site i took it on

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
idk any1

17. When was the last time 你 cried?
About 3:30 pm today a cat got ran over (not mine)

18. Have 你 ever sang in front of a large audience?
Ya

19. If 你 could have one super power what would it be?
Invisible

20. What's the first thing 你 notice about the opposite sex?
idk

21. What do 你 usually order from Starbucks/Tim Hortons?
nothng

22. What’s your biggest secret?
well.. wait, Honestly, why would I tell my biggest secret to the world?

23. What's your 最喜爱的 color?
yellow

24. When was the last time 你 lied?
3 hours 以前 bout homework

25. Do 你 still watch kiddy 电影院 或者 TV shows?
Sometimes with my lil sis

27. What are 你 eating 或者 drinking at the moment?
比萨, 比萨饼

28. What's your 最喜爱的 smell?
My perfume

29. If 你 could describe life in one word what would it be?
totaley awesome 或者 Unfair

30. When was the last time 你 gave/received a hug?
Today

31. Have 你 ever been kissed in the rain?
yes

32. What are 你 thinking about right now?
培根

33. What should 你 be doing?
not this 测试

34. What was the last thing that made 你 upset?
some1 yelled at me

35. Do 你 like working in the yard?
No

36. If 你 could have any last name in the world, what would 你 want?
awesome 哈哈

37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Clothes, belts, shoes, books, my old mp3

38. Do 你 act different around your crush?
probably

39. When was the last time 你 slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night and my kitty :D

40. How many times do 你 take a 淋浴 a week?
Everyday

41. Do 你 brush your teeth everyday?
Almost, I usually forget on weekend mornings if I'm not going anywhere that 日 或者 if I'm too lazy

42. Have 你 ever 说 something stupid infront of your crush?
yes

43. Have 你 ever watched a hockey game?
no i'm a girl

44. Do 你 lie about your age?
no way

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Hell ya

46. Do 你 pick your nose?
No

47. What's the one 食物 你 hate?
idk

48. What's the one 破烂, 垃圾 食物 你 cant live without?
浓情巧克力

49. How old were 你 when 你 found out Santa was fake?
6 stayed up all night 2 find my mom

50. Have 你 ever blown your nose and looked inside it the napkin?
when i was 3

51. Describe your favourite underwear 你 have?
no way

52. Did 你 lie in any of these questions?
This was the stupidest 测试 I've ever done. Why did I do this anyways?!
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The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 流行的 guy.

One 日 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here 或者 I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 你 going to get a lawyer?"
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A teacher forwarded this 列表 of 评论 from test papers, essays, etc., 提交 to science and health teachers 由 elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the 心 and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
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2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what 你 heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a 衬衫 over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

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