Why Did the Chicken 交叉, 十字架 the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road 或者 not. The chicken is either with us 或者 it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not 交叉, 十字架 the road with THAT chicken. What do 你 mean 由 chicken? Could 你 define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road 或者 the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only 交叉, 十字架 roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to 交叉, 十字架 roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Plato: For the greater good.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not 交叉, 十字架 the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If 你 ask this question, 你 deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road 或者 not. The chicken is either with us 或者 it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not 交叉, 十字架 the road with THAT chicken. What do 你 mean 由 chicken? Could 你 define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road 或者 the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only 交叉, 十字架 roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to 交叉, 十字架 roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Plato: For the greater good.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not 交叉, 十字架 the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If 你 ask this question, 你 deny your own chicken-nature.
