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My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad 你 made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen 你 in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how 你 feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do 你 want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole 表 was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like 你 Maybelle.

Faith:So what are 你 doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
Faith:I know...It's hard taking care of 婴儿 when the moms don't enjoy the idea.

Maybelle:Well I know,Skeeter!I just thought you'd choose something more...Creative.
Skeeter:So...Writing a book isn't "Creative"?
Maybelle:Maybe you'd like to sit down,You're drawing a crowd.
Skeeter:Well,Am I?I think I should leave,since 你 think Being An 作者 isn't creative.Good bye.
I stood up and walked out that door and slammed it as hard as I ever could.

Elie:Oh!Finally someone is telling Maybelle off!
Maybelle:Back to work!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Maybelle:Not paying 你 two to sit around and do nothing!
Faith:(mumbles)Not like 你 pay us at all.
Elie:(Chuckles)Ha ha!
Maybelle:What was that Faith???
Faith:Nothing Ma'am.
Maybelle:(Walks out)
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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 你 "like it that way."
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Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every 问题 with another question. As soon as one of 你 says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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Name: Jack 长椅, 达文波特 (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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In a pub 测试 the other 日 I 迷失 由 one point. The 问题 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other 问题 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that 苹果 has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing 商店 that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 轰炸机 jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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4.    “I invented a time machine that took me 前锋, 期待 to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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I've been seeing a lot of these 文章 lately so I kind of wanted to 加入 the party. Off of the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my 最佳, 返回页首 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 图片 so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

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Amber



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10. Mally



I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also 爱情 her piercings.

9. Minzy



I suppose I...
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There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry 或者 start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right 或者 wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...
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Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This 显示 sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic 显示 expect me to call THAT music? That whole song 或者 whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that 显示 is 移动 around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell 你 that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...
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