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My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad 你 made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen 你 in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how 你 feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do 你 want?
Skeeter:A author!
That whole 表 was quiet.
Skeeter:What?
Elise:Well we thought you'd want a...um...a...
Maybelle:A charity!!Like me!
Skeeter:Well,Not everyone can be like 你 Maybelle.

Faith:So what are 你 doing with Abilie?
Elie:Trying to get her potty trained but...Maybelle always takes her away during work.
Faith:I know...It's hard taking care of 婴儿 when the moms don't enjoy the idea.

Maybelle:Well I know,Skeeter!I just thought you'd choose something more...Creative.
Skeeter:So...Writing a book isn't "Creative"?
Maybelle:Maybe you'd like to sit down,You're drawing a crowd.
Skeeter:Well,Am I?I think I should leave,since 你 think Being An 作者 isn't creative.Good bye.
I stood up and walked out that door and slammed it as hard as I ever could.

Elie:Oh!Finally someone is telling Maybelle off!
Maybelle:Back to work!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Maybelle:Not paying 你 two to sit around and do nothing!
Faith:(mumbles)Not like 你 pay us at all.
Elie:(Chuckles)Ha ha!
Maybelle:What was that Faith???
Faith:Nothing Ma'am.
Maybelle:(Walks out)
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 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that 你 can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can 日期 Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do 你 realize how crazy and gross a lot of 粉丝 are???? Here is a gross 文章 about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached 由 “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." 搜索 for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this 列表 is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 分钟 & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that 你 can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...
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Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

你 never lived in the streets though 你 wish 你 had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If 你 need help 或者 another example for a better understanding, let me know.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. 由 the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at...
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 Yes 你 are.
Yes you are.
Good 日 everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this 文章 after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.


Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively 你 going nowhere in progress you'll only sink 更多 and 更多 into depression.


Even if 你 feel 你 couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go 前锋, 期待 without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...
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In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let 你 down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...
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When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept 写作 reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One 星, 星级 is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...
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There's so many great superheroes out there and it's time to talk about the greatest out of all them. These 超能英雄 stand for what is right and 显示 the bad guys who is boss.

10. the entire PAW Patrol gang

There was a PAW Patrol superhero special, so they totally count as official superheroes. Forget about the Justice League and the Avengers. Clearly, this is the best superhero team. Together, they'll bark away Mayor Humdinger, one of the scariest villains of all time.

9. Detective 皮卡丘

Some might try to say that Detective 皮卡丘 isn't a superhero. However, Batman's a detective and is considered...
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Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger 由 at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...
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Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed 由 the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the 海滩 with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: 你 haven't 说 that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run 由 the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.

And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.

Amy: It's...
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