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50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get to 加入 in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as 你 see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play 足球 with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. 移动 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from 床, 床上 and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what 你 can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if 你 need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't 你 people just leave me alone?"
30. When two 或者 three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do 你 have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys 由 setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. b 33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling 枪 in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping 大车, 购物车 races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would 你 be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet 食物 aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their 大车, 购物车 to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until 你 get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a 食物 court, buy a soft drink; explain that 你 don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get to 加入 in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as 你 see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play 足球 with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. 移动 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from 床, 床上 and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what 你 can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if 你 need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't 你 people just leave me alone?"
30. When two 或者 three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do 你 have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys 由 setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. b 33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling 枪 in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping 大车, 购物车 races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would 你 be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet 食物 aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their 大车, 购物车 to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until 你 get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a 食物 court, buy a soft drink; explain that 你 don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator
你 could actually use these names as prank call names. If 你 want to prank call 你 could also say:
12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic
I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee
blah blah blah (apparently this 文章 was too short so I'mma post 随意 crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator
你 could actually use these names as prank call names. If 你 want to prank call 你 could also say:
12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic
I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee
blah blah blah (apparently this 文章 was too short so I'mma post 随意 crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
WEIRD similarities between 林肯 and Kennedy:
Abraham 林肯 was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham 林肯 was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives 迷失 their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded 由 Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
林肯 was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made 由 Ford.
林肯 was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Abraham 林肯 was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham 林肯 was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives 迷失 their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded 由 Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
林肯 was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made 由 Ford.
林肯 was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just 迷失 my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I 迷失 my contact lens!
Could 你 stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do 你 mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just 迷失 my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I 迷失 my contact lens!
Could 你 stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do 你 mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a 枕头 fight 由 your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat 或者 dog
14. see how much water 你 can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a 枕头 fight 由 your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat 或者 dog
14. see how much water 你 can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
