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1. Go outside, and if 你 see someone, take the 随意 person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic 接吻 scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger 座位 of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why 狗 only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to 唱歌 in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the 草 on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told 你 that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of 汤 with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope 你 don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around 你 that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns 你 into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, 或者 window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that 你 can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because 你 want them to open, because it's so hot outside and 你 need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell 你 that these are in no way ethical, 或者 moral and performing the listed actions 显示 a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last 年 met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the 最佳, 返回页首 of a 摩天大楼 it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued 由 the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most 流行的 domestic trip activity 由 American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines 文章 sometime after this I'm going to make an 文章 of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique 列表 with some underrated characters, especially at the 最佳, 返回页首 of my list. Please leave a 评论 about what 你 think, enjoy.

 I'm... I'm real...
I'm... I'm real...

Just like my heroines 文章 I started out my 文章 with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so 你 don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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When you're happy and 你 know it bomb Iraq
If 你 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 你 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 你 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
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Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In 爱情 With You
Ask around, 或者 if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, 或者 is dropping hints).If 你 catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, 你 know he likes 你 back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes 你 and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your 衬衫 tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to...
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1. When 你 get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend 你 are deaf.

4. If he asks if 你 knew how fast 你 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if 你 can see his gun.

6. When he says 你 aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why 你 were speeding, tell him 你 had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him 由 his first name.

11. Pretend 你 are gay and ask...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for 食物
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason 你 have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents 由 their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail 你 out of jail and tell 你 what 你 did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin 下一个 to 你 sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen 你 cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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A week 以前 I made an 文章 of my 20 最喜爱的 animated heroines so I thought I'd make an 文章 for my 10 least 最喜爱的 animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let 你 know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a 评论 on what 你 think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved 迪士尼 heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 do not like talking 马 that come in different colors, run for your life.

Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....


Police 小马 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police 小马 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, 你 will all be transferred...
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