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posted by ivoryphills
I am a teenage girl.
The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task 由 Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever society wants me to be, I am put into a far scarier world that even the bravest of men would quiver in fear if they set one foot into it. 你 know what I'm talking about and if not, then 你 are sorely ignorant. I am talking about...well, let me put it this way: when your loving mother puts a scarf around 你 to protect 你 from the winter cold, there will be men-no, trash waiting to take 更多 than that scarf off of you, and I can bet it won't be because they want to make 你 cold; when your younger siblings are still latching onto 你 because you're the World's Best Big Sister, 你 have to start worrying that 你 won't have children latching on to 你 so soon, calling 你 World's Best Mom; when your protective father is holding on to you, there will be trash waiting to snatch 你 from him, and your innocence from you- if, that is, the trash isn't your father, himself. To trash, I'm not even human (oh, the irony of that phrase!), let alone a child/adult, 或者 a person who'd want control of her virginal rights and her body. This society is nothing but a grave disaster. For my family, I have to be the utmost beautiful virgin until I'm married; for the guys, I have to be the easy hot chick until my "true love" comes along, tag me as his property, and when he's done with me, knocked me up, 或者 found someone with 更多 experience, dump me-figuratively 或者 literally in the nearest ditch, I don't know; for my friends, I have to be fun, exciting, supportive, 或者 whatever they want 或者 need, without the guarantee that they'll be what I want 或者 need. And we drift into the "friend" factor, where there are problems of trust and communications. 你 have 老友记 that praise 你 when you're together, but go gabbing rumors about 你 when your back is turned. 你 have 老友记 that demand one thing after the other from you, yet ignore 你 completely when 你 beg for their help. 你 have 老友记 that would help you, but only if 你 do something in return, like some deal. And there are the true friends, those who'd 爱情 你 through the flaws, 或者 at least not blab them to others, help 你 in a heartbeat because they know you'd do it for them even without their asking (or they simply just 爱情 你 so much),those that deserve your trust. But hey, with humans being so unpredictable, wouldn't it be just easier to keep our trust to ourselves and not let others have it? This sad world that I live in, where I'm not safe, free, 或者 happy. I'm told to be this and do that 由 everyone, even the media that was supposed to entertain me, not be entertained 由 my dillema and confusion, and none of this is what I want for me. I am supposed to enjoy the fear of possible sexual attacks, confusion of where I stand as an adolescent, the identity as subhuman because I'm female, and this world that says it loves me when clearly it wants me destroyed before I realize what I can 或者 want to be?
I am a person with an identity to obtain, goals to reach, and a future that shouldn't be tarred 由 this society's stereotypical 查看 of what future I should recieve.
I am a teenage girl, a person, so could 你 please stop unnecessarily making my world a living hell?
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Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell 你 all these: What dates & Why 你 don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's 日
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday 或者 the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, 你 know how if 你 see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why 你 ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would 你 want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

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•    You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. 你 don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
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1. Grab your spoon and put 食物 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 或者 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 你 take a drink of your water 或者 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 你 got your 甜点 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 你 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if 你 have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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