Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone 你 love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 或者 hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 你 open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 分钟 或者 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring 或者 your nails on the blackboard 下一个 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. 下一个 音乐会 你 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks 你 a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do 你 think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big 牛奶 mustache at the breakfast 表 and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your 老友记 with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as 你 can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after 你 take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your 最喜爱的 celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two 分钟 while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's 最喜爱的 slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' 圣诞节 song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When 你 go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as 你 pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother 或者 sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere 你 go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your 老友记 she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did 你 eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask 你 a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 分钟 to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that 你 smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of 你 a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. 下一个 party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend 你 dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get 你 a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 分钟 from the end.
46. Go to the 图书馆 and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire 日 speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger 座位 and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone 你 meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 或者 hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 你 open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 分钟 或者 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring 或者 your nails on the blackboard 下一个 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. 下一个 音乐会 你 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks 你 a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do 你 think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big 牛奶 mustache at the breakfast 表 and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your 老友记 with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as 你 can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after 你 take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your 最喜爱的 celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two 分钟 while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's 最喜爱的 slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' 圣诞节 song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When 你 go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as 你 pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother 或者 sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere 你 go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your 老友记 she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did 你 eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask 你 a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 分钟 to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that 你 smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of 你 a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. 下一个 party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend 你 dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get 你 a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 分钟 from the end.
46. Go to the 图书馆 and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire 日 speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger 座位 and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone 你 meet at the mall.
Awesome
It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.
The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 你 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. 你 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 你 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 爱情 你 and only you.-Well, 你 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 你 forever.
6. 你 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 你 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 你 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. 你 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 你 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 爱情 你 and only you.-Well, 你 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 你 forever.
6. 你 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 你 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 你 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when 你 want to get kicked out of the DMV. 由 Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 下一个 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 由 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 下一个 to 你 look at 你 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 下一个 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 最喜爱的 显示 the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 显示 number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 下一个 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 由 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 下一个 to 你 look at 你 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 下一个 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 最喜爱的 显示 the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 显示 number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
