• HUG it daily
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when 你 visit your 马 dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it 或者 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male 马 (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children 或者 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 或者 cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric 吉他 around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when 你 visit your 马 dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it 或者 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male 马 (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children 或者 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 或者 cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric 吉他 around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I 发布 a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.
2. People think 你 can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the 随意 粉丝 club doesn't mean 你 won't get reported.
3. The 问题 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then 你 click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If 你 post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
2. People think 你 can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the 随意 粉丝 club doesn't mean 你 won't get reported.
3. The 问题 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then 你 click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If 你 post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man 或者 YMCA
5. 冲床 someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 最佳, 返回页首 of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and 冲床 all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as 耶稣 或者 Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man 或者 YMCA
5. 冲床 someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 最佳, 返回页首 of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and 冲床 all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as 耶稣 或者 Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
1. Walk up to a 随意 person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a 随意 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 你 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 随意 person the same gender as 你 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 或者 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 随意 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a 随意 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 你 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 随意 person the same gender as 你 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 或者 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 随意 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
