• HUG it daily
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when 你 visit your 马 dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it 或者 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male 马 (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children 或者 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 或者 cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric 吉他 around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
• Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
• Kiss it twice everyday
• Play patty cake with it fiercely
• Don’t cuss in your house
• Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
• Don’t let it watch educational television
• Enter the room with a bow ,when 你 visit your 马 dormitory
• Don’t ever scare it 或者 tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
• Don’t let it interact with other male 马 (no matter the gender of your horse)
• Tickle it responsively
• Don’t tell it bad jokes
• Let it play with ONLY BIG children 或者 adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
• Check it’s ears daily
• Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
• Give it only “great value” brand of crackers 或者 cheese
• Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
• Never play an electric 吉他 around it
• Cue the horse’s bath time properly
• Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)
Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite 日 last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this 年 because after making a 民意调查 about whether 或者 not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite 日 on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this 日期 was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.
P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the 日期 than feel free to contact me.
Remember Opposite 日 last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this 年 because after making a 民意调查 about whether 或者 not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite 日 on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this 日期 was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.
P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the 日期 than feel free to contact me.