Men Are Just Happier People-- What do 你 expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The 车库 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 浓情巧克力 is just another snack. 你 can be President. 你 can never be pregnant. 你 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 你 can wear NO 衬衫 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 你 the truth.. The world is your urinal.. 你 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 更多 pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, 或者 mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. 你 know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 你 can open all your own jars. 你 get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he 或者 she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are 更多 than enough. 你 almost never have strap problems in public. 你 are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 你 only have to shave your face and neck.
你 can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 你 can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 你 can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. 你 have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. 你 know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 你 can open all your own jars. 你 get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he 或者 she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are 更多 than enough. 你 almost never have strap problems in public. 你 are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 你 only have to shave your face and neck.
你 can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 你 can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 你 can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. 你 have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What 你 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 你 call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope 你 like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 更多 wise words.
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if 你 爱情 日本动漫 and Twilight,
then 你 are going to 爱情 this!
-They are making an 日本动漫 series of the saga!
更多 and 更多 the rumor of an 日本动漫 Twilight 显示 is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight 日本动漫 until 2013!
Sent in 由 (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 你 could try
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's