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1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here 由 my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar

24. SoulIsDarkening

25. InTheAsylum

26. PuncturedSoul

27. WoundedSoul

28. WiltedCore

29. WitheringCore

30. aPiratesLifeForMe (Alternative for 15 letter limits: aPiratesLife4Me)

31. VexedLove

32. Slaughterhouse

33. BurnThePictures

34. BloodWarmsMe

35. CuttingLifeAway

39. OvertheRiver

40. LoneSoul

41. MissingSoul

42. DeceasedOne

43. ShardsOfGlass

44. InTheMourning

45. TheParawhore (For 帕拉摩尔 爱人 like myself)

46. OpenDuskToDawn

47. ColdBreeze

48. GustOfWind

49. MisfitGhoul

50. TenderSoul
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posted by Gretute2772
1.Most 足球 players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 动物 that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the 泰坦尼克号 and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time 你 sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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posted by pure-angel
I Found that on the internet

1. When 你 were young, were 你 involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement 或者 against Vietnam? Why 或者 why not?

2. What tells 你 when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your 最喜爱的 car when 你 were young?

4. How often do 你 go over the speed limit?

5. Were 你 considered 流行的 in middle school 或者 high school? Why 或者 why not?

6. Did 你 have big fights with your mom when 你 were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did 你 have big fights with your dad when 你 were...
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posted by black_magics
1.The 'poke' button on 脸谱 is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I 迷失 my phone, can 你 call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1: What eye color do 你 find sexiest?

2: White, milk, 或者 dark 浓情巧克力 mocha?

3: If 你 could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did 你 grow up in a small 或者 big town? Did 你 like it?

5: Your 最喜爱的 adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of 冰沙, 思慕雪 sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your
elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates 或者 ninjas? Why?

11: Have 你 ever climbed a 树 更多 than...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with 更多 than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are 你 busy?" 或者 "Are 你 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a 随意 number and confuse the person who 答案 由 saying things like;
"Why did 你 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 随意 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 随意 文章 like this.

4. At walmart 或者 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 或者 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes 你 so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told 你 to be yourself simply couldn’t have 给 你 worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t 你 have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let 你 mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are 你 always this stupid 或者 are 你 making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 你 before – but I had to pay an admission.

If 你 took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 爱情 to help 你 out…now, which way did 你 come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at 你 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can 吻乐队(Kiss) a guy* a bird can 吻乐队(Kiss) a butterfly* the rising sun can 吻乐队(Kiss) the grass* but 你 my friend!! yes you!! 你 CAN 吻乐队(Kiss) MY ASS*******

If 你 didn't have feet 你 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 你 wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for 你 %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make 你 tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are 你 remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with 你 when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves 你 more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her 老友记 say i 爱情 her 更多 than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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added by BellaMetallica
added by 27-5
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers 你 know.
12.Strangers 你 don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to 删除 above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...
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posted by mistymaydawngo
100.coconut (its fun to say! Cooocooonut.......yea)
99:flip flops (I know its 2 words......SHUT UP! Gosh people)
98.Lolipop (lolipop lolipop o loli loli loli lolipop!)
97.refreshing (I don't know why I just like the word it sounds cool!)
96.growl (groooowwwwlll like groooowwwl........I don't know)
95.theif (theif! Theif! Once again I don't know)
94.swiftly (I like the word!)
93.Tuna (tuuuuunaaa this ia also fun to sau)
92.freak (we are all freaks here aren't we?)
91,moist (it sounds weird and like epic at the same time)
90.oyster (I don't know........again I just like the word!
89.manatee (come on who...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the 烤箱 on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my 列表 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let 你 know now i got alot of these from the youtobe channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything 或者 eating anything 你 might spit it 或者 something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the 扫帚 late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the 湾 they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome 老友记 and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time 你 read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though 你 may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't 爱情 you, my love.

I loved 你 with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are 你 listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do 你 like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks 你 to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks 你 to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your 首页 alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I 爱情 copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic 列表 I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. 由 the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do 或者 has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when 你 don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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