舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
“She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house, grab a big knife, and stab in it my heart. Then, I would die!! I smiled eagerly, and ran out to the car. I tried to unlock the car, but I heard footsteps. “James!!” Laken. I sighed. I couldn’t deal with him and Tori right now. As much as I loved them, I was gonna kill myself. I smiled with happiness. “Dude, man up!” He grabbed my shoulders. “I can’t, I got a girl pregnant.” Laken looked at me with, “YEAH?” eyes. “And she hates me.” I added. “Yeah, 你 know why?” He asked. “Because you’re a cheater. She loved you.” I looked at him. “And, how am I supposed to support them?” I asked. Laken slapped his forehead. “Do 你 need me to spell it out?” I nodded. I was still hung over. “Get. A. Job!!” He clapped his hands, “Now, go in their, baby daddy, she needs you.” I sighed, and hugged him. “Thanks, Laken.” He nods. He takes the keys out of my hand and walks back in with me. “So, does Tori totally hate me?” Laken shrugged. “You gotta make it up to her too, bro.” He laughs, pulling out his phone. “Want to call her?” I shake my head, as he opens the door. “Thanks.”
“You can’t just apologize 由 buying her an expensive ring.” Naomi declared. I looked at her. “It works on you.” She looked at me, fiddling with her blonde hair. “Well, that’s different.” “How?” I ask. She looks at me with her eyes rolled, and grabs my 衬衫 collar, also grabbing Ella and Tori. “Where are we going?” I ask her. “To make your life complete again.” “We’re getting tacos?” I say excitedly. “No, 你 bum, we’re getting…stuff for Chelsea.” I sigh. “I hate when 你 take me shopping.” “Fine, 你 want the boys to come?” Tori groans. “YES!!” I scream. She blows back. “You are so annoying!” I roll my eyes, and take her phone out of her hand.
Hey, it’s James…please come to the back of the hospital, tell Beth if the doctor comes out, call me, ok?-Love you, Tori♥ I blushed at the last part, that was automatically there. She must have it set as her signature for Laken. “Did 你 text Laken?” Tori asks. I nod as I finally see Laken walking out. “Done, and done.” He walks over between where Naomi and Tori are talking. He kisses her. “Oh, and thanks, Tori.” He smirks at me. I blush again and try my best to imitate Tori. “Welcome, baby!!” Tori looks at me and Laken weirdly and rolls her eyes. Laken puts his arm around her, and they walk.
“Quick, Chelsea’s 最喜爱的 color?” Ella 说 looking at me. We were in Aeropostale and the girls were quizzing with me. Tori had 给 Laken permission to go get a 冰沙, 思慕雪 and a pretzel. Unfortunately, whenever I asked, I get yelled at! “Lime. Green.” I 说 through gritted teeth. They knew the answers, and kept asking me them, because I was the one picking the stuff for Chelsea. She clapped and dragged me over to where the sweatshirts and stuff were. “Ok, she loves Aero boxers, and sweatshirts. Pick out 3 boxers 或者 so, and a 运动衫 或者 2.” She instructed, getting a pack of 西瓜 gum out of her pocket book. “If 你 do what I say, and they aren’t ugly, 你 get 4 pieces of gum. 西瓜 gum. Your favorite.” She waves the gum in front of my nose. She’d bought nine 3 packs of gum and was giving me gum whenever I did stuff right. I’d earned myself 7 and a half pieces, because at Rue 21 I picked out boy 青柠, 石灰 green sneakers and had to go back and get girls. And how I was affording all this, was Ella and Tori and Naomi. They were total saviors. They’d 给 me 150 dollars, but asked in return, for me to pay them back. So far we had 125 dollars left. Tori had also 说 we were going to get Chelsea a new cell phone with the rest of the money. She’d already found it and pre-ordered it before we left the hospital, and 说 we had 2 更多 stops before we got the phone. I picked out a navy green 运动衫 that says, “I 爱情 AERO!!” I pick it up, and 吊绳, 吊索 it over my arm. I picked up a 随意 blue one, and then grabbed boxers that fit Chelsea. When I was done, I walked over to the Tori station for her to approve. “Awesome, but why does this one say…” She looked at it and the burst out laughing. “’Free Sex Machine’” I looked at it in horror. “I’m sure she’ll 爱情 that one, James. Good one!!” I threw the 运动衫 on the little bench 由 the changing rooms that was creating a mountain of blue, green, and yellow cloth. I went over and grabbed a yellow one off the rack. I threw it at Tori who said, “Alright.” When we checked out they gave me a whole pack of gum, plus a picture of the sweatshirt. I sighed. I would never ever live this down. Even if I did survive Chelsea and the baby. We went to the little store at the corner where they sell Goth and 情绪硬核 stuff. They let me spend 15 dollars in here, which I bought gloves and a ring that had a 心 with a worm coming out of it. I smiled and bought the items. Then we went to the best store EVER!! The 糖果 store. I squealed like a girl, as she gave me the rest of the Goth store budget, and then 20 更多 bucks. So I had 26 bucks to spend on sweet candy. “It’s for Chelsea.” Tori reminded me. “Why didn’t we just spend all the money in here?” I asked gurgling over the 果冻 beans. “Because, if we spent all the money in here, I wouldn’t be getting a new cell phone.” Naomi said. “I thought Chelsea was.” “Of course not…this stuff is for us, but we wanted to see how well 你 did picking stuff out.” I was shocked. I looked at my watch. I sighed, I really should’ve learned how to tell time in 1st grade, it would pay off right now. “You are getting Chelsea something better.” Naomi says. “A ring!!” I look at her in disbelief. “You were the one who 说 I couldn’t get her a ring!” “I know…but, Tori should we tell him, Ella?” she grins. “No…” Ella says. “Yes!!” Tori screams. “Wow, look at this lollipop shaped like a monkey!!” Laken adds to the confusion. “We’ll tell him afterwards…” Tori and Ella agree.
Tell me what.
Shiz. I’m in SOOOOOO much trouble!!
~Author Note: Thank u so much for 阅读 this chapter…umm…yea….so just look for the 下一个 chapter, that will b in a girls P.O.V….Also, here’s Beth!!
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
“She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house, grab a big knife, and stab in it my heart. Then, I would die!! I smiled eagerly, and ran out to the car. I tried to unlock the car, but I heard footsteps. “James!!” Laken. I sighed. I couldn’t deal with him and Tori right now. As much as I loved them, I was gonna kill myself. I smiled with happiness. “Dude, man up!” He grabbed my shoulders. “I can’t, I got a girl pregnant.” Laken looked at me with, “YEAH?” eyes. “And she hates me.” I added. “Yeah, 你 know why?” He asked. “Because you’re a cheater. She loved you.” I looked at him. “And, how am I supposed to support them?” I asked. Laken slapped his forehead. “Do 你 need me to spell it out?” I nodded. I was still hung over. “Get. A. Job!!” He clapped his hands, “Now, go in their, baby daddy, she needs you.” I sighed, and hugged him. “Thanks, Laken.” He nods. He takes the keys out of my hand and walks back in with me. “So, does Tori totally hate me?” Laken shrugged. “You gotta make it up to her too, bro.” He laughs, pulling out his phone. “Want to call her?” I shake my head, as he opens the door. “Thanks.”
“You can’t just apologize 由 buying her an expensive ring.” Naomi declared. I looked at her. “It works on you.” She looked at me, fiddling with her blonde hair. “Well, that’s different.” “How?” I ask. She looks at me with her eyes rolled, and grabs my 衬衫 collar, also grabbing Ella and Tori. “Where are we going?” I ask her. “To make your life complete again.” “We’re getting tacos?” I say excitedly. “No, 你 bum, we’re getting…stuff for Chelsea.” I sigh. “I hate when 你 take me shopping.” “Fine, 你 want the boys to come?” Tori groans. “YES!!” I scream. She blows back. “You are so annoying!” I roll my eyes, and take her phone out of her hand.
Hey, it’s James…please come to the back of the hospital, tell Beth if the doctor comes out, call me, ok?-Love you, Tori♥ I blushed at the last part, that was automatically there. She must have it set as her signature for Laken. “Did 你 text Laken?” Tori asks. I nod as I finally see Laken walking out. “Done, and done.” He walks over between where Naomi and Tori are talking. He kisses her. “Oh, and thanks, Tori.” He smirks at me. I blush again and try my best to imitate Tori. “Welcome, baby!!” Tori looks at me and Laken weirdly and rolls her eyes. Laken puts his arm around her, and they walk.
“Quick, Chelsea’s 最喜爱的 color?” Ella 说 looking at me. We were in Aeropostale and the girls were quizzing with me. Tori had 给 Laken permission to go get a 冰沙, 思慕雪 and a pretzel. Unfortunately, whenever I asked, I get yelled at! “Lime. Green.” I 说 through gritted teeth. They knew the answers, and kept asking me them, because I was the one picking the stuff for Chelsea. She clapped and dragged me over to where the sweatshirts and stuff were. “Ok, she loves Aero boxers, and sweatshirts. Pick out 3 boxers 或者 so, and a 运动衫 或者 2.” She instructed, getting a pack of 西瓜 gum out of her pocket book. “If 你 do what I say, and they aren’t ugly, 你 get 4 pieces of gum. 西瓜 gum. Your favorite.” She waves the gum in front of my nose. She’d bought nine 3 packs of gum and was giving me gum whenever I did stuff right. I’d earned myself 7 and a half pieces, because at Rue 21 I picked out boy 青柠, 石灰 green sneakers and had to go back and get girls. And how I was affording all this, was Ella and Tori and Naomi. They were total saviors. They’d 给 me 150 dollars, but asked in return, for me to pay them back. So far we had 125 dollars left. Tori had also 说 we were going to get Chelsea a new cell phone with the rest of the money. She’d already found it and pre-ordered it before we left the hospital, and 说 we had 2 更多 stops before we got the phone. I picked out a navy green 运动衫 that says, “I 爱情 AERO!!” I pick it up, and 吊绳, 吊索 it over my arm. I picked up a 随意 blue one, and then grabbed boxers that fit Chelsea. When I was done, I walked over to the Tori station for her to approve. “Awesome, but why does this one say…” She looked at it and the burst out laughing. “’Free Sex Machine’” I looked at it in horror. “I’m sure she’ll 爱情 that one, James. Good one!!” I threw the 运动衫 on the little bench 由 the changing rooms that was creating a mountain of blue, green, and yellow cloth. I went over and grabbed a yellow one off the rack. I threw it at Tori who said, “Alright.” When we checked out they gave me a whole pack of gum, plus a picture of the sweatshirt. I sighed. I would never ever live this down. Even if I did survive Chelsea and the baby. We went to the little store at the corner where they sell Goth and 情绪硬核 stuff. They let me spend 15 dollars in here, which I bought gloves and a ring that had a 心 with a worm coming out of it. I smiled and bought the items. Then we went to the best store EVER!! The 糖果 store. I squealed like a girl, as she gave me the rest of the Goth store budget, and then 20 更多 bucks. So I had 26 bucks to spend on sweet candy. “It’s for Chelsea.” Tori reminded me. “Why didn’t we just spend all the money in here?” I asked gurgling over the 果冻 beans. “Because, if we spent all the money in here, I wouldn’t be getting a new cell phone.” Naomi said. “I thought Chelsea was.” “Of course not…this stuff is for us, but we wanted to see how well 你 did picking stuff out.” I was shocked. I looked at my watch. I sighed, I really should’ve learned how to tell time in 1st grade, it would pay off right now. “You are getting Chelsea something better.” Naomi says. “A ring!!” I look at her in disbelief. “You were the one who 说 I couldn’t get her a ring!” “I know…but, Tori should we tell him, Ella?” she grins. “No…” Ella says. “Yes!!” Tori screams. “Wow, look at this lollipop shaped like a monkey!!” Laken adds to the confusion. “We’ll tell him afterwards…” Tori and Ella agree.
Tell me what.
Shiz. I’m in SOOOOOO much trouble!!
~Author Note: Thank u so much for 阅读 this chapter…umm…yea….so just look for the 下一个 chapter, that will b in a girls P.O.V….Also, here’s Beth!!
1) wacg alote of T.V. 或者 be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat 食物 that can make 你 sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda 或者 crush
4) gety near load stuff 或者 equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 小时
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 街, 街道 orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make 你 hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what 你 did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat 食物 that can make 你 sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda 或者 crush
4) gety near load stuff 或者 equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 小时
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 街, 街道 orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make 你 hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what 你 did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 你 mad 或者 doesnt agree with your point of view 你 just 报道 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 你 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 报道 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 报道 或者 block family we care and 显示 爱情 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 报道 someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
爱情 all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 你 mad 或者 doesnt agree with your point of view 你 just 报道 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 你 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 报道 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 报道 或者 block family we care and 显示 爱情 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 报道 someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
爱情 all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do 你 want?" "I'm calling to 报道 my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank 你 very much for the call, sir." The 下一个 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
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Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 唱歌 in a row, then 你 sneeze and 你 fall down. Did 你 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 你 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 你 knew 你 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 你 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 唱歌 in a row, then 你 sneeze and 你 fall down. Did 你 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - 你 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 你 knew 你 had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 你 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.