Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.
Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse 爱情 each other very much...
My hand (noun) - A dolphin.
Lent (noun) - A 秒 chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.
Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually 迷失 at puberty.
蚊子 (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting 你 to slap yourself.
Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something 你 说 and fully meant.
Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that 你 know 更多 than 你 actually do.
Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything into the closet and hoping it ends up in Narnia.
Because I 说 so (phrase) - What parents say when they know that they've 迷失 the argument.
Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.
High School (noun) - Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.
Opening a pack of gum (verb) - The best way to make new friends.
Old (adjective) - Point at which the candles cost 更多 than the cake.
Firefox pop-up blocker (noun) - A pop-up that lets 你 know that they blocked a pop-up.
B.C. (abbreviation) - Before Computers.
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Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse 爱情 each other very much...
My hand (noun) - A dolphin.
Lent (noun) - A 秒 chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.
Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually 迷失 at puberty.
蚊子 (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting 你 to slap yourself.
Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something 你 说 and fully meant.
Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that 你 know 更多 than 你 actually do.
Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything into the closet and hoping it ends up in Narnia.
Because I 说 so (phrase) - What parents say when they know that they've 迷失 the argument.
Studying (verb) - Student and dying put together.
High School (noun) - Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.
Opening a pack of gum (verb) - The best way to make new friends.
Old (adjective) - Point at which the candles cost 更多 than the cake.
Firefox pop-up blocker (noun) - A pop-up that lets 你 know that they blocked a pop-up.
B.C. (abbreviation) - Before Computers.
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