found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.
Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris 交叉, 十字架 (criss-cross)
Chris P. 培根 (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard Head (dick head)
Richard Hunter (dick hunter)
Richard Tator (dictator)
Donald Key (donkey)
Doug Graves (dug graves)
Hugh Jass (huge ass)
I. P. Freely (I pee freely)
Iona Ford (I own a Ford)
Jack Goff (jack off)
Jenny Tull (genital)
June Bugg (dune bug)
Kerry Oki (karaoke)
Leigh King (leaking)
Mike Hunt (my c*nt)
Mo Lestor (molestor)
Neil Down (kneel down)
Pat McRotch (pay my crotch)
Pepe Roni (pepperoni)
Phil Graves (fill graves)
Robin Banks (robbing banks)
Rick Shaw (rickshaw)
Sam Manilla (salmonella)
Seymour Butts (see 更多 butts)
Seymour Weiner (see 更多 wiener)
Sharon Needles (sharing needles)
Teresa Green (trees are green)
there are some 链接 below that I didn't feel like putting into separate 链接 on the club. Here they are:
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(okay, not baby names, but still pretty bad)
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Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris 交叉, 十字架 (criss-cross)
Chris P. 培根 (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard Head (dick head)
Richard Hunter (dick hunter)
Richard Tator (dictator)
Donald Key (donkey)
Doug Graves (dug graves)
Hugh Jass (huge ass)
I. P. Freely (I pee freely)
Iona Ford (I own a Ford)
Jack Goff (jack off)
Jenny Tull (genital)
June Bugg (dune bug)
Kerry Oki (karaoke)
Leigh King (leaking)
Mike Hunt (my c*nt)
Mo Lestor (molestor)
Neil Down (kneel down)
Pat McRotch (pay my crotch)
Pepe Roni (pepperoni)
Phil Graves (fill graves)
Robin Banks (robbing banks)
Rick Shaw (rickshaw)
Sam Manilla (salmonella)
Seymour Butts (see 更多 butts)
Seymour Weiner (see 更多 wiener)
Sharon Needles (sharing needles)
Teresa Green (trees are green)
there are some 链接 below that I didn't feel like putting into separate 链接 on the club. Here they are:
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(okay, not baby names, but still pretty bad)
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#1: MY SISTER'S EX:
Learning that someone not only cheated on your little sis, but was caught.. It tends to leave certain emotions.
#2: EVERYONE ON TUMBLR:
And Rob Dyke would put me on his 显示 for it.
#3: NICHOL ARBOUR:
Yes, if I had to hit a girl.
#4: MY COUSINS EX:
Again, if I had the balls to hit a girl.. Well, at least toliet her house, like in the movies.. I mean, the girl been part of our family 5 years, and did we ever get a thank 你 for the cruise ride, the really expense meals, the 圣诞节 gifts?.. Nope, after Shane and her broke up, she took our money, and went on with her life. And even did a 泳装, 游泳衣 calander, to add insult to injury.
#5: MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY:
Just for kicks.
Learning that someone not only cheated on your little sis, but was caught.. It tends to leave certain emotions.
#2: EVERYONE ON TUMBLR:
And Rob Dyke would put me on his 显示 for it.
#3: NICHOL ARBOUR:
Yes, if I had to hit a girl.
#4: MY COUSINS EX:
Again, if I had the balls to hit a girl.. Well, at least toliet her house, like in the movies.. I mean, the girl been part of our family 5 years, and did we ever get a thank 你 for the cruise ride, the really expense meals, the 圣诞节 gifts?.. Nope, after Shane and her broke up, she took our money, and went on with her life. And even did a 泳装, 游泳衣 calander, to add insult to injury.
#5: MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY:
Just for kicks.