If ostriches could fly, do 你 think the 牛油, 黄油 would melt twice as fast?

Of course not, 你 knucklehead, 你 completely forgot about the Quantum 泡菜 Theory!

All I know is if the ostriches could fly, 你 better have a heavy-duty umbrella with ya!! ~LOL~
Get it?!!!

OMG! THAT SO TRUE! But the chickens can kill the flapjacks...than the 牛油, 黄油 can melt :D

well, mickey 老鼠, 鼠标 peed in a house so.. i think it depends on what colour it was. but rhinos do have large nostrils, so i'm not sure.

i was thinking that since Chuck Norris can garggle 花生 牛油, 黄油 that maybe zebras are actually black with white stripes.

but if flamingos migrated, then yes, it would (:
unless someone runs around in a 圈, 圈子 five times and shouts the Itsy Bitsy 蜘蛛 Song while holding a fork, hopping on one foot and balancing a bucket of water on one knee.

i mean DUH!!