LET'S GET THIS 显示 ON THE ROAD BEFORE I GET TOO INTOXICATED~
1. PEOPLE SAY IT'S WEIRD THAT I HAVE THE 锦标 LOCK KEY AS MY WIFE BUT HONESTLY I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE! TRUST ME, THEY WOULD'VE NAMED IT THE LGBTCLK (Caps-Lock Key), BUT THAT WOULD'VE SOUNDED STUPID.
2. MY LORD AND SAVIOR IS A DAMN SPINDA. AND I TAKE PRIDE IN THAT SHIT MAN, 你 CAN'T SAY YOU'VE LIVED UNTIL 你 WORSHIP A POKEMON.
3. 你 WANT WEIRD STUFF, THEN GET A LOAD A THIS SHIT! ONE TIME I WAS AT A PARTY AND THIS WEIRDO ASKED ME IF HE WANTED TO INSPECT HIS WALLET AND I LET HIM FOR SOME REASON.
YO, BEER'LL MAKE YA DO SOME WEIRD STUFF, MATE.
4. Stop, and listen to the air around you. ....Do 你 hear it?
IT'S THE SOUND OF ME STUBBING MY F**KING TOE OH SWEET MERCIFUL LORD OF LARD!
5. AND FEHNALLY, THIS DRAWING BELOW IS THE BEST I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. I KNOW IT'S AMAZING, BUT IT'S ALSO WEIRD HOW I WON AN ART CONTEST WITH THIS SHIT! I'M SO HAPPY, THOSE FIRST-GRADERS GOT SCHOOLED! :D
1. I hate 《花生》 and 花生 butter, refuse to eat them BUT I do like Reese 花生 牛油, 黄油 Cups. 2. I 爱情 阅读 粉丝 fiction, especially if it's either Harry Potter 或者 Teen 狼 and it must be Harry/Draco 或者 Stiles/Derek. 3. It makes me incredibly angry when people trash talk the LGBTQ Community. 4. I really want to expericence the Paranormal. I've never seen a ghost in my life and I just really want to. 5. I 爱情 listening to scary stories whether they are true 或者 fake. They don't scare me, not really, I just 爱情 listening to them.
1) When I was born, there were legit four funnel clouds surrounding the hospital, 或者 so I'm told. It was a great sign in terms of my culture, but my mother is still terrified of storms and it was a near state of emergency so I was almost born in a hallway.
2) I live on an Indian Reservation! Whoop. I actually live here because I'm Native American! If that isn't odd, right?
3) I like to slather 花生 牛油, 黄油 sensually on pickles and bite into them with great fervor. I 爱情 花生 牛油, 黄油 on pickles.
4) I'm not sure true romantic 爱情 exists, and I find very few people truly attractive. I have no problem finding several men aesthetically pleasing, and the confusion is, that I can find women incredibly appealing as well. 😱 Confusion is, I don't think I can actually see myself in an actual relationship with a woman, like ever, because I adore the male physique much 更多 than the woman's. So stands the question, am I truly bisexual? 😐 或者 do I just have great low key appreciation for beauty? 你 decide. 💞
5) I read 矢追 on the daily. Like dymn! 😍😘😉
Sorry! Couldn't really come up with anything weirder than these except maybe it feels better to the left??? ;D Peace!
1. I don't like salad. 2. I'm straight, but sometimes I watch gay porn. 3. I'm bipolar (sometimes I'm nice and sometimes I'm mean, but only if it's necessary) 4. I'm 14 and I still like Hi-5. 5. I ship yuri and yaoi.
1- I genuinely 爱情 terrible things. (My Immortal, the "best" 粉丝 fiction ever written) 2- I stumble over my words when I speak slowly, but when I rap quickly, I speak perfectly. 3- I slur my words too much, because my mouth works faster than my brain. 4- I live off of sunflower seeds and almonds. 5- I have thousands of pieces of Bob's Burgers 粉丝 art on my Everalbum account.
1. i was born on the north pole 2. i was adopted and raised 由 狼人 until age 7 3. one time i stared at the sun for 15 分钟 and something amazing happened 4. i have 给 birth before (to a kidney stone 4 years ago...) 5. aliens run the government