Weird Pickup Lines

Do 你 think I could borrow that dress sometime?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom 说 I couldn't go 由 myself.

你 are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed 由 你 until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed 你 noticing me and I just wanted to give 你 notice that I noticed 你 too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with 你 every step of the way.

Know what would look good on you? Me.

你 look much 更多 attractive in person than 你 do through my telescope.

Do 你 like heavy metal? Because I can teach 你 how to scream.

Girl, 你 gotta be tired coz 你 been runnin through my mind all day.

嘿 can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.

You, me, sex, now.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own

If I follow 你 home, who 你 keep me?

Some I remember 阅读 on an old thing in high school.

"I wish I could sew myself to you."

"How much money do 你 want for your old toothbrush?"

"I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I 爱情 you."

"You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way."

"My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known."

"I want to live in a nest of your hair."

你 look like somebody I know. My 下一个 significant other.

I made sure to buy clothes in all the same 颜色 as your clothes and I have been very closely observing your color-wearing habits so now we can look alike every single day

I want to swim in those blue eyes.

I would totally volunteer to be your 衬衫 all 日 in order to feel your abs...

你 look so good that I've compiled a whole 照片 album of 你 just sitting in front of me in class

And this is one I didn't just make up but I 爱情 it anyway: "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because 你 are the 1".

I got a 照片 album of every step 你 take.

Your nails (claws) sure are yellow. Can 你 爱情 me til it hurts? (Yellow Claw song related pun)

I wanna taste your red lips to see if they lie. (Skrillex song related pun)

It's the first of the year, so I wanna be the first one 你 fuck this 年 (another Skrillex song related pun)

That's all I could think of there...