What's your 最喜爱的 pun?

I 发布 two on the 墙 earlier but had to take them down because of troll graffiti.

I wonder if America ever gets tired of Putin up with Russia.

Does your airline 食物 suck? Would 你 like to file a comPLANEt? 你 can file it at the airREport so they can DEterminal whether 或者 not it's valid.

I tried to run from the 亚马逊 but the Jungleterror kept chasing me.

你 can try to file a complanet but the pilot won't lettuce.

I didn't go to the 音乐会 because I didn't wanna Get Scared 由 the Jungleterrorist.

That's all.

All of them.

I wish I knew a good Chemistry joke, but the best ones Argon.

Not sure if I have found a 最喜爱的 but one of them would have to be this one:

Me, Thor, and someone else got into a relationship recently. It's a polyHAMMERous Relationship