depends on which "middle of the night". around 12 i'd probably shoot the fuck up outta 床, 床上 and start beating it with a baseball bat. around 3am, i'm so chill i'd just say "yo" and invite it to watch 日本动漫 with me.
Depends on the time of the day, 或者 where I am. It could be just a sculpture at a museum. But if it was moving at 12am, I'd scream and run. I have a thing with touching creepy/gross things 你 see... *shudder*