What are some really annoying stupid 或者 maybe funny 问题 to ask through text??

If 你 wanna breakup with someone:
Hey, want me to do a magic trick?
POOF!!! You're single!

Hope 你 liked it!

Do 你 find the sound of my voice annoying?

Me , friend & my guy friend :
Friend : SUP TOBY !!! ( Toby as n Ticci Toby my nickname)
Me : I c u have decided 2 b a good friend & text me 4 once
Guy friend : SALLY !? Is that u
Me : LJ ?
Friend : Toby r u trying 2 b SALLY & Ben again ?

It'd b clear 2 u if u knew my 老友记

Are 你 using your phone? :D

I 迷失 my phone, can 你 ring it?#facebook

或者 a funny thing to for iPhone's is shortcuts. Go into setting and keyboard to find 'shortcuts'. Say everytime your friend type say 'hi' 你 can make it come up as 'I find 你 so hot. Let's date' 或者 'I want 你 to 吻乐队（Kiss） me!'. They aren't that bad. I am sure 你 can think of worse if 你 have time.

或者 你 could get your friend's phone and change all the conatct names with somebody else in their phone 或者 put silly names like 'your worst nightmare' 或者 Donald Duck.

Do 你 like to eat frog legs?
Do 你 like to pet 恐龙 too?
I want 12 kids. How many do 你 want?
Why do they call it anaerobic if it means to not use oxygen? We obviously need oxygen to breathe.

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