What was the most embarrassing thing 你 ever done?

umm..... to embarressing

Mine is too embarrassing.

The most embarrassing thing that has happened to me was in the 秒 年 when this boy shoved glue up my nose and it came out of the other nostril .


However now that I think about it , it isn't embarrassing . It's was kind of awesome .

Being drunk at my cousins wedding a few years back. 由 drinking a lot of champagne.

I know I'm going to regret posting this but YOLO!

Even though I'm not religious,my family is very religious and my mom used to take me and my siblings to church every Sunday.I was about 10 at the time and I was feeling very sick.Long story short....I ended up throwing up at church,I haven't gone to church ever since.....

Ran into a 墙 and passed out in my Comm Tech class in my high school... One 年 after that I went to a wrong classroom and sat down in it... only for the teacher to say in front of the class that I was in the wrong place. Derp a derp.

Got in trouble in school & my mom sat in my class >.< It was embarrassing.

A presentation I didn't study 或者 practice for at all and then miserably failed it. 说 "and stuff" 42 times apparently.... was a horrible 日 I would 爱情 to forget. lol

Oh gawd.

So back in 8th, through middle school, I was known as the girl who never gave a fuck of what people thought of her. But anyway, it was a casual Tuesday. It was my last period, Spanish. And turns out, that my crush is in that class. The teacher 说 to the class that we had to fill this worksheet, and so we did. I asked her if we could listen to music, and she 说 yes. She then left the class. My crush decided to sit 下一个 to me with his best friend, and they 爱情 teasing me.

I pulled out my iPod and turned on the song "Sexy Bitch" 由 David Guetta. xD OF COURSE I was using earphones. I knew the lyrics from the song, and I started 唱歌 it. But whispering. Somehow, when I tried to reach for a pencil in my backpack, the earphones disconnected from the IPod, without me knowing. T.T My crush stared at me and laughed. I just ignored him, not knowing why he was laughing. The rest of my class just stared. Then the part from the song:

"
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing 你 can compare to your neighborhood whore!
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!!!

The way, that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin', so I can pull up her close
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

Damn Girl!!!

Damn, you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch!

Damn Girl!!!

Damn, you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch!

Damn Girl!!!"

Comes out. -.- The teacher came in the room. Which part from the song did she entered?

"Damn she's a sexy bitch"

The teacher glared at me. I took my earphones out and heard the song still playing... I was MORTIFIED. My crush and his friend just sang along to the song. Not giving a fuck. Till then, they still haunt me with that memory.

I've had many... BUT...

My most 最近的 one...oh dear... I don't even know what I was thinking... I just woke up in a crazy mood..

A couple of weeks ago, I was 首页 alone and started 唱歌 the 'N*gga' song while dancing around the living room (I'll embed the song here...).

So there I was, completely bored, very carried away and 唱歌 that song so ridiculously loud.

Then the doorbell rings....I answer... there's a preacher standing there and starts to talk to me about our saviour 耶稣 Christ for a few 分钟 while I try to politely send him away...

He totally heard my song... I was 唱歌 right 由 the front door ._. farrrrk... THAT was embarrassing... and it just happened to be a religious nut who was at the door... T-T

Laughed about it afterwards though x)