What is Your Opinion on This? :3

PONIES ARE EATING MY PINEAPPLES!!!!
my burp tastes like 比萨, 比萨饼 .__.
你 and your whatchamacallsits
PONIES ARE EATING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!
.____.
I wanna eat your nipples
xD
my apples!
Damn ponies eating the blood apples .___.
They're stuffed with hearts
A FUCKING 皮卡丘 WAS ON THE DOOR!
He threw a pokeball at the door, catching the Pikachu
Then....PINKIE PIE WAS BEING HIT 由 A 箱, 板条箱 由 PEWDIEPIE!!
Oh man....my turkeys were screaming
My pigs were so abused...being thrown everywhere...
A poo was talking to my pee today...I was staring at the toilet.....seeing what their conversation was....
Then my 吉他 flew around in circles
It was crazy....later Billie stuck his head in the toilet
Then Oreos flew out my window
While I screamed at 随意 trees.....saying how jealous they were of my necklace
What a day
And Tre Cool is bisexual
I farted in someone's face today...they cummed so much....such a huge orgasm
Then a carrot and a 泡菜 were arguing
I'm loyal to my master cause I'm just a doggie
I loves my master
But....my pigs were telling me to 吻乐队（Kiss） some pickle, I was like "You crazy! I loves my master not a green 泡菜 bean"
We are like 1!
嘿 guess what?
I saw a Beetle fucking a tomato
Why? The 泡菜 started it...
Damn pickles!!
The 番茄 had a huge boner....I ran inside...then screamed at my poster with Billie then I slapped the door a few times.....
My brain is horny for you...so is my cup
I never saw a 番茄 with a huge fucking boner...never even knew a 番茄 can get boners.....
PONIES JUMP INTO GALLONS OF BBQ SAUCE!!! there were fat duckies also and along with giant stinkbugs
I saw people, talking with their poos........I slapped them all......
I took a shit
That was so big
it stood up
and took a pee
DID 你 TALK TO IT?!?!?!?
I NEEDS TO KNOWS!!!!!!!
So I can talk with my poo as well
I noticed today that my poo and my pee called each other holes.........I so fell into the dirt....
And played with worms