Not sure if this will make 你 laugh but it made me laugh :D My 老友记 name is Shannon Harris, but me and my other friend call her Shannon Butthair (she laughs to, so I'm not a bully 或者 anything) and my friend was like, what if some bugs got on Shannon's butt, and i was like, then they would be in a jungle XD And this really mean girl who like has abs like a guy, was bullying me and my friends, and Shannon said, I'm gonna tie her head to a tree! And i was like, what if she's so strong she lifts the 树 off the ground and its still attached to her head, then bangs on her chest like an ape XD
