The 番茄 of your garden has impregnated the 苹果 tree. What do 你 do?

Oh, well I'll just hold an old-fashion wedding! *cocks shotgun* Nobody puts a seed in mah appa tray's belly without doing the responsible, honorable thang! :D *is totally failing at hillbilly accent*

你 soiled my tree! * gets chain saw*

Woah, Woah......Woah!
.......Isn't this like bestiality but for plants!?!?

Me: "Good. Now mate with my money to create a money tree. and while you're at it, get it on with that 比萨, 比萨饼 over there."

Just let it be. Id have no problem with tomapples...

Tell that 树 it should've used protection. Naughty tree, naughty naughty tree.