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JaseKS said:
*clears throat*
Okay...
I would be sitting at my computer, 阅读 Homestuck. While I'm reading, somewhere miles away out in the country, two criminals would drive out in the middle of a rainstorm and dump a barrel of oil into a partially-flooded ditch. 分钟 later, a guy in a pink, rusted car would drive 由 that same ditch. The man driving would be smoking, and in a sudden urge to quit, he would toss out the cigarette, which would fall into the ditch and cause the surface to catch fire. The 火, 消防 would spread for miles along the ditch and run into a nuclear power plant. The building would catch fire, causing a small nuclear explosion and turning the entire southern population into zombies.
One of the zombies, who would look like Cillian Murphy, would travel to Michigan, find me, and bite my left hand off.
Then, an Australian serial killer named Tony would come and stab me 47 times in the chest.
Hey, 你 asked.
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![[i]*clears throat*[/i] Okay... I would be sitting at my computer, 阅读 Homestuck. While I'm reading, somewhere miles away out in the country, two criminals would drive out in the middle of a rainstorm and dump a barrel of oil into a partially-flooded ditch. 分钟 later, a guy in a pink, rusted car would drive 由 that same ditch. The man driving would be smoking, and in a sudden urge to quit, he would toss out the cigarette, which would fall into the ditch and cause the surface to catch fire. The 火, 消防 would spread for miles along the ditch and run into a nuclear power plant. The building would catch fire, causing a small nuclear explosion and turning the entire southern population into zombies. One of the zombies, who would look like Cillian Murphy, would travel to Michigan, find me, and bite my left hand off. Then, an Australian serial killer named Tony would come and stab me 47 times in the chest. [b]Hey, 你 asked.[/b]](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3054000/3054387_1351289747643.46res_444_353.jpg)
