My suspenders went missing and I haven't been able to look for them because I'm too busy watching viral 视频 on my iPad (But don't worry, I had that before it was cool)! D':
Operator: "911 what is your emergency?" Me: "Oh, where do I start! 你 see first off, my mother went and decided to-" Operator: "Sir...this is not a counselors office. Is there an actual life 或者 death situation?" Me: "Huh? Oh, ya....my mother in law....fell.....down the stairs....by accident....zero pushing involved...>_>....<_<"