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what's the worst pick up line 你 have heard ( other from hello)

Someone at a party 说 hello as a pick up line and I just starred at them
 Thecharliejay posted 一年多以前
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hetaliaitaly said:
Im sorry i'm really not trying to be rude, but i swear i have seen this 问题 alot this week.
Worst pick up line: Are 你 from Tennessee Because your only ten i see.
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posted 一年多以前 
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Its okay I hardly come on here so i didn't know that it had been asked
Thecharliejay posted 一年多以前
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Sorry
hetaliaitaly posted 一年多以前
missracoon said:
"Are your shorts see through? 'Cause i can see me in your pants!"
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*facepalm*
flabaloobalah posted 一年多以前
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^My thoughts exactly.
missracoon posted 一年多以前
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*headdesk*
zanesaaomgfan posted 一年多以前
Seastar4374 said:
"If 你 were a booger I'd pick 你 first" The most common one ever
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OneErection said:
baby 你 light up my world like nobody else
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kaboomgirl said:
"Are 你 a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

Someone actually 说 that to me.
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hahahHA OMG like ive heard that but someone actually thought it was ok to say that to a girl omfg
OneErection posted 一年多以前
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^ Ikr xD
kaboomgirl posted 一年多以前
Firebender-16 said:
Are 你 from Tennessee b/c 你 are the only 10 I see
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UltmateUltima said:
Random guy: "That dress would look great on the floor 下一个 to my bed."

Me: Eh...?! e_e

Luckily, my big brother was there.
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mindless_luvr said:
Did It Hurt When Yhu Fell From Heaven?? 或者 Are Ur Pants A Mirror?? B/C I Can See Myself In Them 或者 Are Yhu From Tennessee?? B/C Ur The Only Ten I See.
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"Are your pants a mirror? Because I can see myself in them." *breaks pants.* Me: oops! Looks like 你 have a few years of bad luck ahead! Sorry, no nookie for yoo-ou! >:D
ivoryphills posted 一年多以前
zutaradragon said:
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posted 一年多以前 
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People call me L. But 你 can call me tonight. Wo, that's dorky! X-D
ivoryphills posted 一年多以前
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XD i have 2 pictures of DN pick up lines...
zutaradragon posted 一年多以前
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l pickup line? xD
izfan9500 posted 一年多以前
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the other 1 is "Excuse me, can u empty ur pockets? i beleive u have stolen my heart.
zutaradragon posted 一年多以前
ivoryphills said:
"Someone at a party 说 hello as a pick up line..." I feel that that's much better than : "I wish 你 had some time." If I'm correct, I think he meant that he wish I could take the time out of 阅读 my book in a 图书馆 to chat with him 或者 something. But at least it isn't "Hey, babe, 你 look good enough to give me head." :-/
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Tamar20 said:
Ahh, don't get me started. >_<

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Haven't I seen 你 someplace before?

I know how to please a woman.

I want to give myself to you.

I can tell that 你 want me.

Hey, baby, What's your sign?

嘿 cutie, how 'bout 你 and I hitting the hot spots?

Your body is like a temple.

I'd go through anything for you.

Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight 或者 do 你 want me to walk 由 again?

Your legs go clear up to your ass.

你 look like a dream.

I can see forever in your eyes.

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.

Yes, I've been told 由 all of them. ._.

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poophead4837ext said:
You're hot, so let me fuck your face.
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kudos for being straightforward, honest, and unbelievably perverted, wrong, and gross.
flabaloobalah posted 一年多以前
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Yes, that's the point. Isn't supposed to be terrible? ^^
poophead4837ext posted 一年多以前
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it** Forgot a word. xD
poophead4837ext posted 一年多以前
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wow i didnt even notice that.
flabaloobalah posted 一年多以前
ToxicGummiWorms said:
If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put "U" and "I" together.
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ErnieHannah333 said:
On a scale of one to America how free are 你 tonight?

*cough*Hetalia*cough*
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xD
missracoon posted 一年多以前
tribute13 said:
Are 你 from Tennesse? Cause I want to make out with your face. 8l
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seffro said:
Are 你 African? Cuz Africkan 爱情 you
I know some good ones:
"When the lights go down, so do I" is on one of my 最喜爱的 shirts =3

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flabaloobalah said:
你 are so beautiful i forgot my pick up line.

somebody call the cops, 'cause it's GOT to be illegal to be that hot!

你 may fall from the sky, 你 may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall....is in 爱情 with me.

it's a good thing i have my 图书馆 card. why, 你 ask? 'cause im totally checkin' 你 out!

did 你 have lucky charms for breakfast? because 你 look magically delicious!

it's a good thing i wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle!

do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight, 或者 should i walk 由 你 again?

do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

do i know you? because 你 look A LOT like my 下一个 girlfriend.

if 你 were a hamburger at mcdonalds, 你 would be the McGorgeous!

hi, im mr right. i heard 你 were lookin' for me.

are those 太空 pants? 'cause that 屁股 is out of this world!

if i got a nickel everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i would have five cents.

if a fat man stuffs 你 in a bag at night, dont worry. i asked santa if i could have 你 for christmas.

we are just like little caesar's: hot and ready!

excuse me, if i go straight this way, will i be able to reach your heart?

my 爱情 for 你 is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in!
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found these online. lol.
flabaloobalah posted 一年多以前
Liagirl123 said:
If I could rearrange the alphabet I put U and I together -_-
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kristel_bb said:
Some guy that was about my age 说 this to me:
guy: "do 你 have any italian in you?"
Me: "noo..?"
Guy: "want some?(;"

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Agent-004 said:
Guy: 嘿 babe, mind being the one this knight with stand with? ;)

Me: I'm 15.

Guy: :| *walks away*

Me: :| *walks slowly into the K mart*
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