worst pick-up lines?

"Are 你 a general? You're making my privates stand at attention."
"All I want between 你 and me is latex."
"I 迷失 my number. Can I have yours?"
"Do 你 have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do 你 know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"Can I have your picture so I can 显示 Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
"Do I know you? Cause 你 look a lot like my 下一个 girlfriend."
"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Are 你 迷失 ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Get in the van."

"Hey you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. Do 你 mind if I pick 你 up?"

"Uh, no."

"Good."

*Picks up*


Okay, seriously now:

"Do 你 work at the Post Office? 'Cause I swear I saw 你 checkin' out my package."

Guy: Hi do 你 wanna go to my place and play house? 你 can be the door and I'll slam ya~

This. * points down*

me-*walkng 由 sum man*
man-hey baby
me-hi?
man-*sneezes*
me-bless u. i really mean it!
man-oh sorry. i was allergic 2 ur cutness!
me-?!

嘿 baby if your were a bad 比萨, 比萨饼 i would still eat 你

"If I told 你 你 had a good body would 你 hold it against me?" >#<

或者 ohhhh my favourite: "You have 5 秒 to get naked!" O_o

Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.

Are 你 from Tennessee?'Cause you're the only ten I see!*Wink* or- Guy-Did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven? Girl-?????????!!!!!!!!!!

*holds rag to face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

._.

Are 你 from Equestira because there is 爱情 and magic all around you.

My friend told this British girl the funniest thing.
We were at summer camp and it was night and it was freezing outside and so when I 说 so he looked at the British girl and 说 "it is cold out here, I wonder why my muscles are warming me up" (He flexes) My friend and I that were with him and the British girl found it hilarious and we had to walk away because we couldn't hold in our laughter


Another one I heard was a boy say to these girls "Your close to perfection" then he moved closer to them and 说 " now you're closer"

I found these on a website;

1. "Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

2. “If I were a 松鼠 and 你 were a squirrel, would 你 let me bust a nut in your hole?”

3. “Can I push your 粪便, 凳子 in?”

4. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”

5. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”

6. “Guy: ‘Do 你 have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

7. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. 你 want to invite your pants down?”

8. “If 你 jingle my bells, I’ll promise 你 a white Christmas.”

9. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”

10. “I have an 11-inch penis.”

Haha soo funny, but dumb.