What's the stupidest 问题 you've been asked?

My mother once asked me to let (my large, golden retriever-pit 公牛 mix dog) Clyde inside the house.












The one at the door was (my small, black-gray Maine Coon cat) Samson :I

This one. JK!

But, seriously.



I guess when someone asked me what the number for 911 was.

Girl: Do 你 like Keith Harkin?

Me: NO OF COURSE NOT.

On facebook:
What is your name?
:/

Will 你 add me please?

"What's your favourite number?"
ಠ_ಠ

I was at the mall with my Fluttershy 衬衫 on, and some guy asked me if I liked My Little Pony.

My answer: No, I think the 显示 is stupid. ^.^

are 你 an only child? i mean srsly everyone knows two of my big brothers and sisters are in collage and my two little brother and sister are in kinder garten and one of my brothers died >.<

Me: *on fanpop*
Mom: Hey! Are 你 on the internet?
Me: no....it's a special version of solitaire.
Mom: Oh, ok then.
Me: *Facepalm*

Some 随意 婊子, 子 at my school once asked me if I had a pierced clitoris.... on lunch time... ._.

My reaction was the same as SB. -_-

...

I was at daycare(was the worst place ever) and I think I was in 2nd 或者 in 3rd grade.(He wasn't black,I'm black and I'm Srry if 你 feel offended 由 the word nigga.)And this nigga came right up to me and dared ask me"Why are 你 allergic to chocolate?"Cause them people at the daycare who was taking care of us couldn't give me no damn 浓情巧克力 cause again I was allergic to it(still is)!!!When he asked me that question,I wasn't angry 或者 anything but if he asked me that right now I would beat the shit outda that nigga!!!!!:........I'm sorry.I'm angry for some reason.I don't know why though...

someone asked me if i liked 火影忍者 and i had on a 衬衫 that hade gaara on it and it sayed 火影忍者 粉丝 i looked at hem rilly dude rilly?

"Do 你 like waffles?"

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