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Alright I want 你 guys to post a 随意 paragraph of 你 talking to a famous person :DDDDDD Here's me talking to Billie Joe Armstrong!!

"Hey you"
"What do 你 want Dani?"
"Just wanna tell you, I looked up Billie Joe in his 内裤 on Google"
"You what?!"
"I started laughing hysterically!"
"I'm gonna hurt you!"
"It wasn't my fault Billie!, Chester made me do it!"
"Chester doesn't make anyone do anything!"
"Well it wasn't me who wanted to look it up!!!"
"Then who was it huh?!"
".................Stan Smith made me!"
"He's not even real!"
"Where's your proof?"
"He's from American Dad"
"Damn"
"Dani, 你 are so dead!"
"Oh shiznit!" -runs and gets chased 由 Billie Joe-
 Yo, This is an Epic Idea ! C:
 16falloutboy posted 一年多以前
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
"Keith, make me food!"

"make your own"

"I'm to lazy too ;-;"


"Well I'm not making any, so go back to sleep"


"Can we cuddle??? :D"

"My god Taylor, you're soo needy..."
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 "Keith, make me food!" "make your own" "I'm to lazy too ;-;" "Well I'm not making any, so go back to sleep" "Can we cuddle??? :D" "My god Taylor, you're soo needy..."
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nice :D
16falloutboy posted 一年多以前
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Thank 你 ._.
XxKeithHarkinxX posted 一年多以前
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Yup :D
XxKeithHarkinxX posted 一年多以前
britishboy said:
Me talking to Katy Pery

"dialing Katy Perry's phone number"
Me:Hi Katy!!
Katy: Hi Mike!
Me:Katy,I was looking at pictures of 你 and I saw 你 with no clothes on!
Katy: WHAT!!
Me: *laughing* Hahahahaha I'm so sorry! But I had to stare!!

Katy: Your so DEAD!!!
Me:.......... Aw Frick




Here is Katy Perry's real phone number;(805) 754-2138
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BeastBoyCahill said:
I: *sees Len standing in wherever we are, runs up to him excitedly* Leeeeeen! :D LEN KAGAMINE! Awesome to meet you!!!
Len (before looking around, annoyed): Ugh... Who is that, another fangirl? I cannot get a break from 你 people... Okay, yes, fine, I will give 你 my autograph but no, there is no chance of us getting together. -_-
I (just as he turns around): Pff, no, no fangirl, dude! Just a really enthusiastic fan!
Len: O.o
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XDDDD I laughed too hard at that!
Panda-Hero posted 一年多以前
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XD Glad 你 enjoyed it!
BeastBoyCahill posted 一年多以前
Earthling123 said:
This may be really corny.

Me talking to Jeremy Lin:

Me: Oooh, hi!
Jeremy Lin: hello...
Me: You're my 最喜爱的 篮球 player ever! Best point guard! Could I have your autograph?
Jeremy Lin: yeah, um, okay!
Me: thanks!

Oh, BTW, I'm not much of a talker.
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X-NightSlash-X said:
Me: Oh my god are 你 Hayley Williams?
Hayley: Yes, the one and only.
Me: Can we get married?
Hayley: Sure, but we have to make it quick. I have a 音乐会 in an hour.
Me: Sweet! (Hugs her tightly and kisses her!)
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 Me: Oh my god are 你 Hayley Williams? Hayley: Yes, the one and only. Me: Can we get married? Hayley: Sure, but we have to make it quick. I have a 音乐会 in an hour. Me: Sweet! (Hugs her tightly and kisses her!)
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xD
BeastBoyCahill posted 一年多以前
seeuvocaloid3 said:
me: MASI MASI MASI MASI!
masi oka: what? is it haley?
me: your soo squishy *grabs his face *
masi oka: ok...then.....
me: i wanna snuggel up to 你 ><
masi oka: ok?..*puts arm around me*
me: SQUISHY *squeezes him and falls asleep* XD
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Panda-Hero said:
Me: Sumimasen?

Kanon Wakeshima: Hai?

Me: Ē to... Sore wa hontōni anata ni aete ureshīdesu... ... Watashi wa anata ga chero o ensō suru hōhō, anata no utagoe ga daisuki!

Kanon: Yoku anata ni hijō ni koibito o arigatōgozaimashita!

Me: Dōitashimashite! To iu....


Kanon: Hai?

Me: Desu. ... Anata wa watashi no chero no ressun o ataete kentō suru todo no yōna hōhō wa arimasu ka? Watashi wa sudeni Suna no Oshiro o purei shinai hōhō o shitte iru....

Kanon: Tashika ni koto!



HERP DERP. That was the world's derpiest Japanese conversation with Kanon Wakeshima!
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*reads everyone else's* I feel nerdy. I didn't ask for an autograph, I asked for CELLO LESSONS. :I
Panda-Hero posted 一年多以前
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I. Need. To. Learn. Japanese.
BeastBoyCahill posted 一年多以前
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Hai. Anatawa. Go. Okonau. Yes. You. Do.
Panda-Hero posted 一年多以前
Dreamtime said:
me and 斯莱什 .-.

me: hello

slash: hey

me: faint

the end.
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Niiiiice
Panda-Hero posted 一年多以前
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thank 你 ^.^
Dreamtime posted 一年多以前
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XD
BeastBoyCahill posted 一年多以前
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:D
Dreamtime posted 一年多以前
Me_Iz_Here said:
Fuck you, fictional characters count, too.

"hey dave"
"what"
"dave"
"what
"dave"
"will 你 please fuck off"
"no"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"dave"
"oh my god go away"

AND ALSO

"hey jake 你 should hook up with dirk"
"why"
"because 你 must. it is the will of the fandom."
"you're creepy"
"i know"

(i officially dont know what im doing)
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Well fictional people r famous too
16falloutboy posted 一年多以前
CielXlizzy19 said:
*spots Yuya Matsushita and magically learns Japanese*

Me: YUYA MATSUSHITA....IN THE FLESH!!!

Yuya: Hello...random American I dont know.

Me: *gets really red in the face* I uh...uh...I wanna make little Yuyas with you!!! *hides face*

Yuya: Yes, My Lord

Me: @////////@

THE END!!!!

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wantadog said:
Me talking to Goku.


Me: Hi!

Goku: Hi!

Me: Wanna fight?

Goku: Hellz ya!

Me: *In the hospital later* That was the best 2 秒 fight ever!
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