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If Someone Was Prank Calling 你 and 你 Knew They Were, What Would 你 Say?

i would say "**** off"
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"Cool story, bro. Say it again!"
Usui--takumi posted 一年多以前
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Ale1152 said:

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posted 一年多以前 
Tarabear16 said:
(In a cheerful tone) Hello! This is the city morgue...how may i help you?! (phone dial on the other end) it gets them every time
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 (In a cheerful tone) Hello! This is the city morgue...how may i help you?! (phone dial on the other end) it gets them every time
posted 一年多以前 
8theGreat said:
I'd freak them out with the most random, pointless, maniacal things I could think of.
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posted 一年多以前 
Lani27 said:
Me: "Hello?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Hello?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Hello? Hellooooooooooooooo?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Is there anyone theeeeeeeeere?"
Etc, etc.


But if the prank is that no one replies, then:
Me: "Hello?"
[Silence]
*5 秒 later*
[Silence]
Me: *cough*
*5 秒 later*
Me: *cough* *cough* *cough*
*5 秒 later*
Me: *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
Me: FUUUUUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
...
Me: Bye.

Or...

Me: *picks up phone*
Me: *bangs it against the 表 so that the prankcaller hears sharp loud noises*

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posted 一年多以前 
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thats what i would do!
darange posted 一年多以前
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Lani27 posted 一年多以前
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omg somone called my phone and thought i was the 比萨, 比萨饼 place and i was just like uhh no and hes like oh wrong number bye me: uh bye? it was funny
darange posted 一年多以前
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哈哈
Lani27 posted 一年多以前
Dreamtime said:
i hate pranks ._.

break the phone in half
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posted 一年多以前 
Mrs-X said:
Hang up
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posted 一年多以前 
Panda-Hero said:
"You shouldn't have done that."

You'd only get it if 你 get the reference.
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posted 一年多以前 
zanhar1 said:
I'd sing them this catchy tune.
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posted 一年多以前 
techlover321 said:
I would sing Friday 由 Rebecca Black and they'd hang up! It's a fairly simple concept:)
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posted 一年多以前 
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哈哈
Usui--takumi posted 一年多以前
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Yours is a good option too :) hehehe
techlover321 posted 一年多以前
Usui--takumi said:
"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"
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posted 一年多以前 
wantadog said:
*Start crying* Say this to prank caller...

"I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, we just found out that our friend(insert prank callers identity here) has cancer. He/she only has 2 weeks to live! Waahhhh*tear of laughter*
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posted 一年多以前 
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I mean this in no way an insult 或者 anything of the sort to cancer patients....
wantadog posted 一年多以前
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............I'm not very good at pranks...........
wantadog posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 i have noticed......XD
Crazy8s17 posted 一年多以前
Crazy8s17 said:
Answer phone and go:
Hello this is (insert your name here) I am not present at the moment so please leev a message at the beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *doin endlessy until they hangup*
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posted 一年多以前 
POPclogger216 said:
Hi, do 你 like Pie? I 爱情 pie. Especially mathmatical pie. 你 know, like 3.14159265358979..." Then go on listing the very-big amount of Pi that I memorized for some reason.
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posted 一年多以前 
XRoseX said:
I'd go along with it.
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
I know where 你 live.
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dizzydiscgirl said:
Heeeeeeeeello?

Oh!! It's you!!!
Well, I haven't heard from 你 for ages!! Oh, just a 秒 the cat fell in the iPad bath again...

Ok, I'm back!! Eeee, did 你 hear what our Stacey did at the weekend?!? Well, I'll tell you, she was at the fourth cow across the road from Wensleydale the carrots house, and she flipped the dog over!! Well, it started clucking, the cat was mooing and everything went to pot!!!

*gasp* did I tell 你 about-*prank caller hangs up*
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posted 一年多以前 
BlindBandit92 said:
I'd troll them so hard. xDDD

Depending on the person who did it. I'd use their weak points against them. (weak points as in personal stuff that 老友记 only know.) xDDD
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posted 一年多以前 
Lulu_Kururugi said:
i would say: "Shut it dumbass"
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posted 一年多以前 
bluesweets said:
I pretend they accidently called the Police Office.
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