Coalition of Sophisticated Organisms

Wise men and women. This man of the Pussatious Lands not only fornicated with our mademoiselles unbeknownst to us, as well he devours our crops and defecates in our mid morning bubble and oatmeal bath soaks. He is a man, a man whose defeat is inevitable for our Coalition to exist into the further generations. And he is just that, a MAN. And WE are many types of organisms. We are organisms of the situatedglimorous Land, and no longer shall we heed to hide it. We will blow the flute of victory one day, and stroke the tiger of manhood for eternity. Do 你 not want to 加入 me my brothers and sisters of the human species? 你 shall answer in the 太空 provided. Thus, I bid 你 ado my brothers and sisters, and as well I bid 你 a goodnight and furthermore, a joyous morn. He has the night.. but we have the morn.
-Lord Count Dr. Rev. Captain Conor the Studious