when was the last time 你 got something for free?

I get stuff for free all the time :3





My oxygen //like a boss//

你 know at a baseball game when they have those 衬衫 guns?? Well it shot straight at my face and there i got a free t shirt! Umm i also got free things at school, if 你 dont get a detention every quarter, 你 have a party with your whole grade and they give out cool prizes and gift cards. I won a few things from there.

I just got a text from my femme friend who works at a car dealership (where I purchased my car a couple of weeks ago) and she JUST told me she ordered me 4 new hubcaps free of charge. :)

Hubcaps have gotten so cheesy...that is why.
COOL!

Nothing in this world is free my dear. :I

An iPod.


Oh yeah, darlings. I am that made of awesome.

*pulls out knife* time for kids to learn how i got this special knife

Once apon a time i was sitting in my room on the computer looking up bruno mars as always then my "MOTHER" came in and 说 "honey i have something for you" so i 说 hurry up 婊子, 子 make it quick i got hoes coming over in 10 mins. So she gave me a 刀 and 说 one of my grandpa's used it in a war so i 说 ohhhhhh a FREE knife! And every scince then i have been killing people scince! That was the last thing i got for free! My special knife

A song that I downloaded off Youtube.

I'm so badass.

A piece of paper my friend gave to me in history xD

The kids at the taekwondo my brother goes to get free breadsticks and drinks from the 下一个 door Streets of New York.

;u;