Ok, um, so like...
I was driving with my Aunt and I saw this dirty white 面包车, 范 (the kind that screams "My owner is a pedo.")
So anyway, It had golf 俱乐部 lying around it and on a piece of paper taped to the window, it 说 "Free Golf Lessons"
My Aunt and I were looking at each other and we were saying,"come on little boy, get in my van!"
as that would be what the guy would say.