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An ad from a local satire paper I'm reading. Please give m your oh-so witty intake on this.

"*Hot Blonde Seeking Generous Gentleman- 23*
Hi there! I'm a sexy blonde with a killer body seeking a generous man for a mutually beneficial intimate relationship. If you're looking for a good time in public and an even better time in private check out my 个人资料 at ' link '." (Okay, I made that website up to cover up the real website she posted.)
 ivoryphills posted 一年多以前
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DarkCEpitome said:
Well there's a good way to get raped.


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Don't 日期 online 或者 go on a fucking newspaper ad to look for your soulmate, ladies.

If 你 believe that 你 two are truly meant to be together, he'll come eventually. Wait, sweetheart. Just wait. Be patient, it's easier than 你 may think.
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posted 一年多以前 
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LOL, but the thing is, it's some sort of escort ad, not an actual dating ad. She's looking for a sugar daddy. So pathetic...
ivoryphills posted 一年多以前
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Ahh, I see. Sorry I misunderstood xD But I still stick with my rape point. Heck, that probably makes the possibility of rape 更多 probable in this scenario...
DarkCEpitome posted 一年多以前
JaseKS said:
I believe, simply, that that is a sexist and idiotic advertisement, and I can't comprehend who would be mad enough to create such nonsense. There goes any possibility of a career, if your boss finds that, you're screwed, my friend! Whoever made that is a complete and total bloody fucking immature slut.

Good 日 to 你 sir.
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Whoa, genuinely epic input! :D But the thing is, she's looking for a sugar daddy, so I don't think she has a boss of any sort.
ivoryphills posted 一年多以前
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Ah, of course. But any future jobs? She's fucked.
JaseKS posted 一年多以前
BeastBoyCahill said:
o_o XD WOW, THAT WOMAN IS SAD! Oh, yeah, it's a satire paper. Good.
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Sorry, 你 misunderstood me: it's a real classified ad from a satirical newspaper.
ivoryphills posted 一年多以前
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o_o WOW.
BeastBoyCahill posted 一年多以前
GoldnSnitch_96 said:
That link dosen't work ...
I really don't understand what's going on here, so here is a pic for your amusement
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That link dosen't work ... I really don't understand what's going on here, so here is a pic for your amusement
posted 一年多以前 
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XDDD
SymmaGirl2 posted 一年多以前
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He totally is female
blackrose294 posted 一年多以前
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OMFG! XDXDXDXD
carsfan posted 一年多以前
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8-o X'-D
ivoryphills posted 一年多以前
VoicesInMyHead said:
@_@
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SymmaGirl2 said:
.________."

Jesus, she's worse than Misa Amane.
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posted 一年多以前 
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Misa...Amane... I feel that I've heard that before... =.=
ivoryphills posted 一年多以前
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She's the blonde from Death Note who enjoys falling in 爱情 with mass murderers that she's only seen once in her life. :3
SymmaGirl2 posted 一年多以前
RobinFan360 said:
At least it's better then:

Christian woman looking for christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled.
Phone: *** *** ****

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Man looking for another man ages 17-73, (I am 53)
To come over for mutual touching but nothing 更多 (I'm not gay) and to play with my sons toy trains in the garage. He has a really good full set complete with buildings and everything. We can play all 日 或者 for just a few hours. I also have some leftover meat in my freezer if 你 want some. It's not bad I just have too much of it.
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At least it's better then: Christian woman looking for christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone: *** *** **** -or- Man looking for another man ages 17-73, (I am 53) To come over for mutual touching but nothing 更多 (I'm not gay) and to play with my sons toy trains in the garage. He has a really good full set complete with buildings and everything. We can play all 日 或者 for just a few hours. I also have some leftover meat in my freezer if 你 want some. It's not bad I just have too much of it.
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xXitachiXx said:
Sounds like an ad ?
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posted 一年多以前 
noobio7143 said:
WTF? (Yes, that's all I could come up with)
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