okay heres a hard 1 try to come up with the most evilest diss but u hv to make it sound like a nice sentence this is my test to u the people of randomness 哈哈

你 remind me of a haiku. Easy to read and even easier to do.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

A sharp tongue does not mean 你 have a keen min
d.
Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on it's own
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

你 always finds himself 迷失 in thought; it's unfamiliar territory out on its own.
All currency of google,, I couldn't think of anything 由 myself
My brain is fried
XD

I 爱情 你 all to high Hell~
It's going to be sad to watch 你 burn in Hell~
I got 你 a first class reservation in Hell!
I'm so going to hug 你 to death!(crush your ribcage)
I hope that when 你 die, you'll get to meet the Devil! He's really famous, 你 know?
Ripped rubber brought 你 into this world, and I don't think 你 should let it take 你 out. That job belongs to broken wood.
Stupid people shouldn't be alive. I'm surprised that 你 were an exception.
Nobody can be at their Zenith eternally. I believe 你 spent yours during your first few 秒 of 秒 grade.

I have plenty.

Look at you, soaring through the air majestically! Like an eagle! Piloting a blimp!

Oh, it looks like 你 broke the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. Let me add a few zeroes to the maximum weight.

Science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon 你 on a doorstep.

Well done. Here come the test results: “You are a horrible person.” That’s what it says. We weren’t even testing for that.

Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. 你 didn’t react at the time so I was worried it sailed right over your head. That’s why I had to call 你 garbage a 秒 time just now.

I honestly, truly didn’t think you’d fall for that trap. In fact, I designed a much 更多 elaborate trap further ahead for when 你 got through with this easy one. If I’d known you’d let yourself get captured this easily, I’d have dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.

You're not just a regular moron. You're the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.

//transmuted

(Comeback only) Sorry, I don't speak homo habilis.
玫瑰 are red, violets are blue, 你 remind me of primordial goo.
玫瑰 are read, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, your mind's out of you.
(Comeback only) It appears this life form is trying to send me some kind of message...
(CO) I try to understand 你 but all I hear is "Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip."
There are things in this world that conventional science cannot explain. 你 are a living example of that.
Your train of thought is still boarding the station.
l doesn't like you.
Your mom is actually very nice. It makes modern scientists reconsider the entire theory of genetics...
你 just proved wrong the concept that nobody and nothing can have a negative number of IQ points.
You're asymmetrical.
你 should donate your brain to medical science. Doctors can always use an extra 豌豆 in their breakfast.
你 fail 更多 than Sloth the homunculus (Brotherhood) taking a math test.
Is that enough? I can always come up with more.