Here's another one! Get yourself sorted 由 your 日期 of birth and preferences!
Tell us who 你 are and what 你 did according to this twisted horoscope about your personal info: Birthmonth: January - I made February - I talked to March - I beat up April - I am May - I made out with June - I fell in 爱情 with July - I played cards with August - I slapped September - I sumo wrestled with October - I electrocuted November - I hit on December - I mooned Birthday: 1 - a stranger 2 - my girlfriend/boyfriend 3 - Chuck Norris 4 - Michael Jackson 5 - Lady Gaga 6 - Justin Bieber 7 - another stranger 8 - a friend 9 - my teacher 10 - a pastry 11 - a video gaming console 12 - an alligator 13 - a toilet 14 - Harry Potter 15 - my refrigerator 16 - Batman 17 - Sonic the hedgehog 18 - your mother 19 - Fred 20 - a garden slug 21 - my 台, 办公桌 drawer 22 - YOU 23 - myself 24 - I forgot 25 - this computer 26 - the Grim Reaper 27 - Santa Claus 28 - Albert Einstein 29 - The whole of Alabama 30 - Judge Warner 31 - Naruto Birthyear: 1998+ - and still found time to chat with a pair of pants online 1997 - while drinking wine 1996 - and played Monopoly with an alien 1995 - naked 1994 - while laughing maniacally 1993 - but 迷失 a leg 1992 - followed 由 journeying into a black hole 1991 - like a boss 1990 - unscathed 1989 - despite some crazy guy using me for a jumping rope 1988 - instead of eating corn 1987 - while doing my homework 1986 - and delivered a baby 1985- - but had to come 首页 at 8:00 p.m. to eat breakfast. 最喜爱的 color: Red - because I accidentally farted in public. Green - because I rule. White - because I prefer 可乐 to 橙子, 橙色 juice. Black - because I got the Xbox 360. Brown - because I ate a bar of 浓情巧克力 (you know how that stuff makes me unstable). 粉, 粉色 - because I was bored. Yellow - to give my life meaning. Blue - for the king I serve. Purple - because I was very frustrated trying to figure out the number pi. 橙子, 橙色 - so I could eat at Mario's. Other - to prove Bobby isn't the only
I hit on 蝙蝠侠 and still had time to chat with a pair of pants online because I accidentlly farted in public... The hell? xD I WILL NOW DO MY FRIENDS! I talked to my teacher and still had time to chat with a pair of pants online because I was very frustrated trying to figure out the number pi.
I talked to I forgot.
I played cards with the Grim Reaper while drinking wine for the king I serve.
I electrocuted 你 while drinking wine because I rule.
I made out with a stranger like a boss to prove Bobby isnt the only.
I slapped 费雷德 and played Monopoly with an alien for the king I serve.
I hit on a Pastry and still found time to chat with a pair of pants online because I was very frustrated trying to figure out the number pi. If 你 knew me IRL, 你 would think this was a normal thing for me.