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What is the creepiest pickup line 你 have ever heard?

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Mine:
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom 说 I couldn't go 由 myself.

LOL, a guy in 9th grade 说 that to me when asking me out! I 说 no (obviously) Do 你 guys have any creepy pickup lines?


 cuteypuffgirl posted 一年多以前
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wierdgem7 said:
Hey, can 你 catch me.I think I'm falling... for you!!

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posted 一年多以前 
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AWE! how is this creepy? ^ ^ <3
coriann posted 一年多以前
cleo-mermaid said:
玫瑰 are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in you

xD
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posted 一年多以前 
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XD
girpandababies posted 一年多以前
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Seems legit! XDD
trainofdoom82 posted 一年多以前
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wth it works?
coriann posted 一年多以前
Me_Iz_Here said:
"I want to treat 你 like my homework. Slam 你 on the 台, 办公桌 and do 你 all night long."

And I'm just gonna casually leave this video here. ._.
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posted 一年多以前 
victoriya121212 said:
all of these.

Germany: Would 你 like to sample my bratwurst?

Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when 你 walked in.

America: Would 你 like to take a trip to the Washington Monument?

Canada: Let me 显示 你 how well I handle my hockey stick!

England: My Big Ben just struck 12

Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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all of these. Germany: Would 你 like to sample my bratwurst? Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when 你 walked in. America: Would 你 like to take a trip to the Washington Monument? Canada: Let me 显示 你 how well I handle my hockey stick! England: My Big Ben just struck 12 Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
posted 一年多以前 
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what do they say???
11sockmonkey posted 一年多以前
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I can't read them. Can 你 tell me what they say? The pictures look so funny... With da raep faces and such.
XxXLolaXxX posted 一年多以前
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^It's a joke from Hetalia. Don't take it too seriously. That 显示 makes fun of my country as well.
BlindBandit92 posted 一年多以前
Usui--takumi said:
"Does this rag smell likechloroform to you?"
"Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would 你 like to be in my 下一个 照片 shoot?"
"Do 你 believe in helping the homeless? If yes then takeme 首页 with you."
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posted 一年多以前 
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have people actually ever 说 these to you?
cuteypuffgirl posted 一年多以前
annabeth-crazed said:
quote from the midnight beasts "book at us now"

how do u like ur eggs, poached, scrambled 或者 fertilized?
-ashley horne (boy, just saying if ur confused)

"im guessing ur legs are like tescos-always open"
-ashley horne

they both made me go "wait, WHAT?" when i read them.
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posted 一年多以前 
dreamcatcher321 said:
Nice legs what time do they open?
And
Baby did 你 just fart? Cause 你 blow me away!
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
coriann posted 一年多以前
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XDXDXDXDXD
coriann posted 一年多以前
InvaderRife said:
Mine

Heeeeey babe?Wanna see an R rated film called Wanna Have Sex?

I just punched him in the face and left
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O-------------O
coriann posted 一年多以前
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yep
InvaderRife posted 一年多以前
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somebody 说 that to me too;p
TotalDramaChick posted 一年多以前
Champman3 said:
The most frequently used on me;Can I have your penis...I mean would 你 like to come inside of me...err um,Wanna go to a dark place,and*I leave* I meant a movie this time
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LOL! lmfao ^ ^
coriann posted 一年多以前
Twilight_Dream said:
You're so cute. I wanna lock 你 up in my basement, naked.
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O.O....creepy
coriann posted 一年多以前
smartone123 said:
"hey little kid 你 want to come into may car for candy?"
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AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! D:
coriann posted 一年多以前
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Pedobear.^
NikkiLovesMJ posted 一年多以前
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:3
smartone123 posted 一年多以前
NikkiLovesMJ said:
Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck 你 up.


o.o ..
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posted 一年多以前 
TotalDramaChick said:
My friend Dominick told me that his other friend told him these(he didnt use it on him he just told him)

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do 你 want it in the front 或者 the back?

I dont want to come between you... 或者 do I

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

The ones that were used on me were

Do 你 like rainbows, cause 你 can taste my 彩虹 any time.


玫瑰 are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in 你

Wow, People in my school are wacked up.. xD


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posted 一年多以前 
kissgwen13 said:
everytime i look at your picture 你 always look so beatury so bright why won't 你 go out with me just let me 爱情 你 and Hold 你 around your waist..;) please gurl your hot!!! my friend guy friend 说 dis.
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posted 一年多以前 
thejokersgirl13 said:
Creepy pickup line:

I heard you're going to bed. Mind if I Slytherin?

O_O
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Hahaha
NinaDobrev13 posted 一年多以前
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lmfao
coriann posted 一年多以前
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Hiii coriann! :D
thejokersgirl13 posted 一年多以前
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