Take the test to determine if you're losing it 或者 not.

1. What do 你 put in a toaster?
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Answer: 'bread.' If 你 说 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If 你 said, bread, go to 问题 2.


2.If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a 粉, 粉色 house is made from 粉, 粉色 bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If 你 说 'green bricks,' why are 你 still 阅读 these???If 你 说 'glass,' go on to 问题 4.


3.It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany
(If 你 will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine
is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes 拍击, smack, 味道 in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would 你 bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, 或者 no man's land'?
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Answer: 你 don't bury survivors. If 你 说 ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and 你 must stop.
If 你 said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the 下一个 question.


4.Without using a calculator.
你 are driving a bus from 伦敦 to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people get off and four g et on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on ..
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. 你 then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't 你 remember your own name? It was YOU!!



If 你 answered them all correct your a genius!!