-in fake foreign accent- "You no say *claps* Oprah. 你 say *claps* Opa!"

this =D

As of today (I can't really think of long term funny...this was a conversation two teachers made me be the messenger for at a teacher's chili luncheon I was working at.)

Okay so Mr. S had me get him a spoon
Ms. K: Tell Mr. S I licked the spoon.
Mr. S: (who is also a part time cop, this is after I told him what Ms. K said) Ask Ms. K if she has any 前一个 experience being arrested.
Ms. K: Ask Mr. S if he's going to 搜索 me.
Mr. S: *is silent*

"Puny man not Phoenix! Phoenix a bird lady! Hulk confused!" -Hulk, when up against Phoenix Wright in UMVC3

"Momiji-chaaaannn!!!! Come back!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ME!!!"

I just started laughing for some reason.

I 说 that to my friend Adrian (A.K.A Momiji-chan) when we were playing some weird-ass dinosaur roleplay game, and he started walking away really fast for no apparent reason. He came back when I 说 that, we looked at each other, and started laughing so hard it hurt.



My 老友记 and I.... are weird as shit :)

well my mum 说 there are some nuts on the 表 if 你 want any and i 说 would rather not eat testicles (i no i spelt that wrong)

"You don't stick a tack into your wrist, 你 dumb f*ck!"

6th grade we were looking up the definition of the word "adventurous"
Michael: "Ten common mistakes a hot woman makes that ruin relationships" (x

1.My bro 说 "POPTARTS!!!!POP TARTS!!!!"Repeatedly!And had a spaz attack!
2.My friend,Paola,Read a book it said."Yes it's a bra!"One girl in her book said,then a boy said."Ewwww!"And It was hilarious!(It was 秒 grade)So funny I peed!
4.Me and my friend looked in the dictionary,I found the word:"Saint"and she went like,"Santa?"
5.my friend getting squirt in the eye with "CORN JUICE!"
3.My dad hitting my in the eye with his Arm(Accident?Sure why not?)
6.I kicked a boy in the .... in kindergarten!
7.My friend(not anymore)Emma,said she wrote a note and stuck it on a guy's (that annoys her)door and It said:
I know where 你 live,I know where 你 sleep,*My little 小马 sticker.*GOD I DIED LAUGHING!But we're not 老友记 now,She dosen't trust me!

My friends:

Z.Witt-Confusious says...Man who makes mistake on elevator is wrong on many levels.
-I have a death note...IT'SCALLEDMYFIST!!!!
His highness sir pimp Darklord Garrett the Destroyer of all Creations Betty McCune(Mc Darklord 或者 Betty for short)-TeeHee.*in a lower evil sounding voice*

-Mc Darklord:YOU!
Me:SHIRT!
emostewy:PONIES!
Z.Witt:HIGHFIVE!
(and many other odd things that I can not name because they are too numerous....we have a weird lunch table)

Me:
-Saying I can find a book in the 图书馆 is like saying I CAN'T FIND ANY SAND ON ALL THIS BEACH!!!
-man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Oh.. gee, I don't know. 你 wouldn't believe the conversations I've had.


So, here's one.

I was standing in the hallway, gathering my books. Mind 你 I don't talk during school. This guy has a locker close to mine and he was talking to his friend.

Guy: There are some ugly 屁股 guys in this school.

Me: *snort* You're one of them.


And I think he heard me.