What was your weirdest dream ever!

I was walking in some kind of wonderland when suddenly a man appeared in front of me and said: ''You must be thirsty''. Then he started to squeeze himself. 橙子, 橙色 果汁 came out of him and when all the 果汁 was over, he turned into a 鱼 and I ate him... Dreams can be seriously weird.

Having 晚餐 with 日本动漫 characters at Ihop.

It's a really long story that had to do with HetaOni and the Healing Incantation from 魔发奇缘 o.o

And then I died... then I was alive again... and then I died again... and then I was alive again... and the same thing happened throughout the entire dream... and then I just died -.-

Too lazy to think so i'm just going to post the one last night.

I did something illegal 或者 something so i was locked up. I kept escaping. Once 由 actually escaping, one 由 getting out of the handcuffs i was in (plastic, makes no sense to me), and another escaping. This dreams morphs into me driving on the road i think. There's this boy on the road with me (he's from theater class at my school, my subconscious mind wants to see him i guess) and it was crazy. He gave me a 吻乐队（Kiss） i think. (Kinda awkward when i woke up this morning thinking about it). It morphed back into me being a thug. I didn't think i even did anything really bad. I was at my school and the vice principal was being a 婊子, 子 (normally my dreams change personalities of people, they didn't change her) and i suddenly remembered that i was part of stage for the musical we were doing at school. (Its weird when my dreams put real things in my dreams, i am part of the stage for the musical at my school). I asked her if i could do it. She texted the police and they sent back a long message. Long story short they 说 no. I got really mad and escaped again.

That's when i woke up. And my mom told me i looked pale this morning. I see why. I hate having confusing dreams like that.

.........Oh dear god, they would all take forever to explain. And most of them are sick. As in disgusting.

Ummmmm.....probably this one...


I was sitting down on a couch, in a big house. I looked in a error and I was Jennifer Lawrence 或者 some shit. Like, Katniss with blonde hair. Anyway I walked into another room and it was a big sculpture gallery. There was a lady walking around with the characters from Switched at Birth. I kept walking until I got outside. I took my bow and arrows and shot them randomly into the forest. If I hit something, the 《绿箭侠》 would come back and land in front of me with whatever I got.

So after a few hours of that shit I looked up and there were a bunch of rich-looking people looking like they were at some fancy museum party. Watching me. So I walked back inside where a fat brunette lady in a blue flowery dress grabbed me and lined me up with a bunch of other girls and (here's where the hunger games comes in) she was like "And here are all of our female tributes!" In front of all the fancy people that I saw earlier.

So then I ran away and saw the Switched at Birth people again. I kept walking, because things were fucking weird. So I went up like three flights of stairs (because it was a big fucking mansion) where there were no people. I went into one of the rooms only to shut it quickly because there were Spencer and Toby from PLL, erm, 你 know. xD.

So then I walked away and some 随意 guy started filming them with a video camera and I was like "Da fuck bruh?" So I pushed him down the stairs where he died. And then I went back outside and started flying, which was pretty fucking epic. I was so high I could barely see the ground so I started shooting arrows all over the fucking place. But then I 迷失 focus and fell, which actually scared the living fucking SHIT out of me but was awesome at the same time, and then I hit the ground and woke up.
THE END.

It was so weird, I can't even explain it. .-.

It was about the Casey Anthony trial except involving characters from The Sopranos, Bones, Little House on The Prairie and Detroit 187 as well as a later part of the dream contained Larry the Cable Guy.

Me and my 老友记 dale,holly and 费雷德 were in a house with Jason Voorhees,Freddy Krueger and Michael Myeres where and it was like a scooby-doo episode only they were really gonna kill us me a dale locked Freddy in a room and 冬青, 冬青树 and 费雷德 got Jason out side and we got killed 由 Michael myers awsome dream huh!?

It was a couple nights ago, and I had Shakira's song "She Wolf" Stuck in my head.. And at the time my sore throat hurt as hell.. So in my dream, my 老友记 and me signed up for a skating competition.. And then I named my throat She 狼 and it was so random.. o_o Oh oh! And then we needed one 更多 person to 加入 and I'm like "How about She wolf?! But she needs to get better so she can sing!"

Too many! :)

Mine was about 飞出个未来 : I was on Zapp Branniagn's ship and I was with my friend Emily. Suddenly Zapp shouted "we are nearing earth!" then we landed and it was like a wonder land - type place. Then I was having a piggyback on Zapp and Emily was having a piggyback on his lieutenent Kiff..Then Emily was replaced 由 my French teacher...the end?

The one I ha last night was pretty freaky: my 最喜爱的 band decided that they wanted to drive my parents van.. The had crashed it and got the whole load (7) of us thrown out the windows and into the Malfoy Manor somehow..... Then they all cowered in fear as we went to leave..... =_= FMD...

My weirdest dream was when I met France and we became best 老友记 and then I got a crush on him. Then there was some sort of festival thing and all the 黑塔利亚 characters were suppose to be there and I was inside a basement with everyone but France. So then I went out of the basement and went to look for France and then I started wondering about if it's considered cheating if 你 吻乐队（Kiss） an 日本动漫 character. So I kept looking for him because apparently I was suppose to be his 日期 but I never found him. And then there was this really creepy girl who died, and when she did her head twitched so she was staring at me. Then this little kid almost fell off a bridge but didn't because a semi truck hit him. Then he got up and 说 ""If that semi truck wasn't there then this would have happened!" And then he jumped off the bridge anyway...

Then before I know it i'm in some kind of detective agency trying to figure out that creepy girl's death. Then it was on TV. And I was still looking for France.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

my came true,

i found out i'm pregnant

I had a dream Hidan ate 3 camels...ಠ_ಠ

Okay this dream was from like thursday night.


Okay so I was at this weird 屁股 store with weird things and my ethics and logic teacher was there selling his stuff. In this dream I loved this man so much. I have no idea why but the 爱情 was so intense. I think I loved him like a father but I know that he wasn't my father because my dad showed up later when I was saving him from an invisible killer cat (I'll explain that later)
I followed my teacher around a lot. At some point I disappointed him and he looked at me sadly. I then spent the whole time trying to find a way to make it better while I was crying.
At some point I was a book store and I found the perfect book (which is a recurring dream) but I can never see the cover clearly. I am not sure if it's real 或者 not and If I found it eventually but it really bugs me that I can't find it.
Later the dream changes and I have special glasses on where I can see invisible cat monsters and I have a special gun. I remember one was going to attack my dad and I yelled "Dad watch out!" which probably confused him because he couldn't see it. I shot the damn thing dead.


Those were the main points of the dream and despite the whole teacher being a dream and loving him extremely it was still one of the best dreams I've had in a long time. I guess the strong feeling of 爱情 convinced me to respect my Ethics and Logic teacher more.

When I woke up friday morning I felt a bit ashamed that I had dreamed of my teacher and loved him in the dream. I thought it would be awkward for me if he talked to me in Ethics and Logic but he didn't so I guess it was okay.