What would 你 do if Lord Voldemort called 你 asking to borrow your lawn mower?

I'd stop with the weed.

Throw the 鸭 in the garbage,far away from me as possible.

Wake up.

Call up Harry Potter and tell'em he's a wizard. I mean if Voldemort can call me he can.

How did I know that this was your question? XD
Anyway, I would call Shizz-lor and order a large cheesecake shake with fries.
IT'S THE ONLY OPTION!

Ask to talk to Bellatrix first!

"No way bitch, 你 偷了 my Xbox360 but I'm not letting 你 get my lawn mower."


"...Oh shit, I was talking to a duck."

I'd give him the damn lawn mower, 或者 else he'll probably go all Avada Kedavara on me...

I'd scream "LEPRECHAUN TAINT!" and hang up.

(I've you've watched Wizard Swears you'll get that X) )

There are several things I could go with
1) what the he'll did I smoke last night?!
2) FUCK OFF 你 BASTARD I DON'T NEED YOUR PRANK CALLS
3) why the hell do 你 need my lawn mower?! Oh look a duck....
4) *chants* I'm dreaming I'm dreaming I'm dreaming I'm dreaming I'm dreaming I'm dreaming I'm dreaming

Sure, 你 can borrow it.
BUT IT HAS TO BE RETURNED TO ME 由 THE END OF THIS WEEK.

Now, time to get another duck.